On the twentieth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twenty meshed fingers, nineteen creamy shots, eighteen high rolls, seventeen stockade visits, sixteen white stripes, fifteen cat scratches, fourteen wet rods, thirteen sex toys, twelve tangled limbs, eleven stinging lashes, ten point buck, nine armor plates, eight round breasts, seven loads shot, six hard abs, FIVE GLORIOUS DONGS! four sweaty butt cheeks, three swords sheathed, two heavy nuts, a big cock and a pair of deez!
