TV anchor: "And now we go live to Anne Folgers at the Verdant Hills Mall that is just packed with last-minute shoppers."
Anne: "Yes, here we are at the Verdant Hills Mall. And along with all those last-minute shoppers are all the little boys and girls patiently waiting in line for their chance to tell Santa what they want for Christmas! In fact, maybe we can listen in on what this little lady will be asking for..." *leans in to catch what the little fox has to say*
Jasil: "Do you fuck your reindeer?"
Jasil's Mom: "DAMMIT, JASIL!" *yanks Jasil off Santa's lap*
Jasil: *overheard as she's dragged off* "But the elves are prolly too small to handle the big guy!"
Anne: *forgetting she's still live* "Jesus Fucking Christ! THIS is why I hate doing live broadcasts!"
TV Anchor: *takes a deep breath as the feed cuts back to the studio* "Well... if that hasn't just been a little slice of 2025 for you."
Jasil and her unseen yet exasperated mother are mine, work is by
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"Oh yes indeed, little girl; those harnesses aren't just for pulling the sleigh, you know. Now, woul
