A troublesome quintet of mischievous mustelids who are infamous in both Toontown and the Human World. Much like their more well known male counterparts, they’re greedy, selfish, and eager to raise some hell. Unlike the original Weasels, these ladies are much more affectionate… forcefully affectionate, that is.
Vanity:The unquestioned leader of the gang… mainly because she doesn’t let anyone question her orders or ideas. While all of the girls live up to their names, Vanity takes it to the extreme. She frequently touches up her makeup and hair, refusing to look anything less than her best for even a moment. While definitely rude, any guy she makes out will see and feel her hidden warmth. Right before they pass out from the lack of air.
“You’re a wimp, a loser, and you clearly don’t have much going for you financially or strength wise. But I guess you’re pretty, so.. how’s about you pucker up and come get a taste of real perfection~?”
Sadie:The nicest and, somewhat, dumbest weasel of the group. When she’s not acting as snarky and mischievous as all the others, she can come off as being very polite, usually when the notion comes to mind. Such a habit can also work in her favor at times whenever she has her sights set on something or, mostly, someone she wants. As for how affectionate she is, she wastes absolutely no time in smothering the face of her “lover” with a near endless barrage of kisses.
“Ooh you are just the cutest and most adorable hunk I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna hug you and kiss you and cuddle you all day, and maybe all night!”
Greedy:If there’s anyone who can rival Vanity for living up to the title of Diva, it’s this gold digging gal. Greedy is a sucker for cash, gold, jewels and anything else that glitters or is just valuable. Half because it fuels her expensive tastes, and the other half because she loves feeling rich. As such, it’s no surprise that she often chases after rich guys. She’ll smooch and sweet talk them as she pilfers their pockets for all their worth. Though if she finds you cute enough, she’ll keep you around as her new boy toy. You’ll be sure to get lots of loving… and excessive rope burns as you’re dragged off behind her.
“Oh hohoho! Wealthy AND adorable? Seems we’ve both hit the jackpot tonight. Now, how about you show me how big those pockets are~?”
Goldy:The muscle of the team, she’s as strong as she is sexy. She also happens to be as dumb as she is egotistical, and brother, this chick’s pretty full of herself. She’s kind of like a female Johnny Bravo, given her habit of flexing, frequently talking about herself, and being rather self-absorbed. Let’s face it, the word “humble” just doesn’t exist in this lady’s vocabulary. Careful though, she’s way stronger than her height would suggest. Catch her (hidden) eyes and she’ll smooch you into a daze and then drag you into another room for some fun.
“Hey there, handsome~. How's about we find some place more private and you stick those lips of yours against mine? I just know you’re happy to simply be in my presence”
Ditzella “Ditzy”:If there’s one weasel that Toons and humans should be cautious of, it’s Ditzy. Being without a doubt the craziest and wackiest of the bunch, Ditzy’s unpredictable quirks can keep anyone on their toes. When she’s not giggling and laughing, she’s usually saying whatever comes to mind, especially when there’s a potentially handsome man in her sights. And if she gets her hands on them, she’ll smother and kiss them for hours, or at least until they somehow escape her grasp or she wears them down until they’re unconscious. Not only that, but if her target tries to run, you can bet she’ll be hot on his trail.
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