COGNIZANT SECURITY CAMERA 223: Ayurveda, November 25th, 9:45 PM
Mastermind Two Tone has sent out his Palookas to investigate an intrusion. COSHA Usagi Drones are inspecting The Hole.
AUDIO TRANSCRIPT:
Usagi: So what am I looking at exactly? Wolf wolfington: Hole. Usagi: yes it's clearly a hole, but where does it go? Wolf: Goes in the hole. Usagi: y- WHAT goes in the hole? Wolf: The hole. Usagi: That's absurd. The Hole doesn't go in the hole. Wolf: well that's the thing. Usagi: what thing? Wolf: the Hole thing. Usagi: We've reached a stage 2 abbot and costello. WHERE does the hole go to? Wolf: Iunno. above my pay grade.
Meanwhile. Palookas Stripes and VI have gathered near the crates armed with inkblot weaponry. Stripes: Das da bun bun? VI: too right. da bun's gonna plug up boss' crime hole. Stripes: flatfoot. VI: but not for long. we gonna pump em fulla ink an she'll be a right palooka yet! Stripes: ey. you won't hit wolf willya? VI: naw they're doin a bit to keep the hard hat busy. by the time they catch on, they'll be rubberhosin' with the rest o' us. Stripes: what if dey got backup? VI: Who sends TWO inspectuhs to a hole??
VIDEO TAG: 8 other COSHA Usagi have arrived to quarantine The Hole. Potential security incident detected, Rockjaw has been informed.
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----- All of the masterminds are still active throughout Cognizant. Though that doesn't mean they always get along. Two Tone's got his operations exactly as he wants them, but Union types never enjoy safety inspectors mucking things up and slowing down good business.
