"Maddy, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I'd be a bad parent if I didn't: soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
(Sorry I'll use any opportunity to use that King of the Hill quote, he's absolutely adorable and I wanna see more of him ^^)
"Maddy, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I'd be a bad parent if I didn't: soccer w
