HYPNOVEMBER DAY 2- INSPECTION Featuring: J8-Bit as COSHA USAGI 7YYK-IT4 and Niri as COSHA USAGI 7YYK-IT5 C.O.S.H.A Orientation Session 2: Hypnotic Onboarding
An orderly onboarding process is a safe process. All COSHA Usagi must undergo rigorous mental conditioning in order to associate infrastructure and resolving code violations with pleasure and satisfaction. Hypnotic pattern walls are integrated in all orientation halls projecting hypnotic rings to trigger Delta Waves inducing deep learning! Similar patterns are assumed on all Usagi COSHA helmets. When on duty in a hard hat zone, the visor closes down, providing filtered visuals of important work environment information while reducing extraneous distractions.
When assuming an USAGI helmet, an important question to ask yourself at all times is: Is my Brain COSHA compliant? Ensure the several points of COSHA standard thought process?
Am I measuring the dimensions of this room properly? Are there enough railings? Is there enough access to a fire exit, and am I able to see an exit direction? Do the three fire extinguishers in my room have up to date labels? Is the Health and Safety manual within three feet of a doorway? Is there a forklift nearby and is the certified operator available for off the clock fraternization?
If you did not have any of these thoughts, you are likely suffering from COSHA orientation deficiency and are in need of more hypnotic reinforcement!
Phone call tag 11-2-2025 Employee Kai Tyde v. Contestant #91775 Kai Tyde: Hello? Kunihiko Akechi: Tyde-Sama, hello. Kai Tyde: how goes your training? Kunihiko Akechi: It is going spectacular sir. We have onboarded approximately 300 COSHA units and are beginning distribution in essential meet points for visitors. Kai Tyde: Well damn! That's great! Nice to see you really taking this like a duck to water. You get enough time during all this, Drinks are on me. Kunihiko Akechi: With respect, Tyde-Sama. There's a lot here I need to do before they are ready for your own inspection. We have several points of evaluation we need to satisfy first. Kai Tyde: Alright alright. No problem! Just keep me up to date if you need anything. Kunihiko Akechi: Of course, Sir. *click* AUDIO TAG: Kunihiko Akechi kicks open a door to the sound of construction and chatter of approximately 16 different COSHA Usagi. Kunihiko Akechi: YOU ARE MY CREATIONS I DEMAND YOU CEASE OPERATIONS IMMEDIATELY! COSHA USAGI 7YYK-IT4: Sorry Officer! There is a lack of properly grounded outlets in hypnosis chamber 4! We need to get those set up to ensure each chamber can be vacuumed in accordance with ordinance 6L! AUDIO TAG: A Concrete Dremel has warmed up. Kunihiko Akechi: STOP CUTTING INTO THE WALLS! COSHA USAGI 7YYK-IT4: We've already taken care of the permits! Kunihiko Akechi: I can fix this. I can FIX THIS. COSHA USAGI 7YYK-IT4: If COSHA is skilled at anything, it's fixing! AUDIO TAG: boots click together under the sound of a sledgehammer hitting a wall. END TRANSCRIPT
----- Uh oh. It looks like In her effort to make the safest drones in the network, she's inadvertently made them TOO safety oriented. and now they won't rest until their room is up to code! The hypnosis is too strong. now they're inspecting and making sure their hypnotic chambers are safe and possessing enough fire extinguishers and safety rails. the floor has a 3.5 inch incline! Someone could get hurt while being brainwashed!
