Hoping for a quiet, relaxing day, I decided to take a walk to the park for lunch, where I sat down on a bench to make a tasty sandwich, complete with a large, crunch, Vlasic pickle! But I barely took a bite when I found a giant beak growing out of my face, wings bursting from my jacket sleeves, and scaly feet shredding my shoes! It appeared I had become a stork, the mascot of Vlasic pickles! Hopefully I'd at least get some free pickles out of this!
