Private investigator. Vigilante. 80s sex icon. A man so talonted that he has no need for plot armor. A man so handsome that cameras are shy of him. Some say his blindingly luscious mullet gives him an inherent advantage in a shootout. Some say he has never had to buy his own beer. Some say walks to the tune of the synthesizer beat playing in the background as his golden crest flutters in the wind. Indoors. All we know is, he's called... wait... John? Really? That's his real name?
Oh, so he uses his middle name because it's cooler?
I mean John's a fine name, it's just...
Oooh, so it's to separate the vigilante from the private investigator, gotcha. It's like a Batman thing? No? So that the bad guys fear the name Sawyer, but don't connect the dots to John Blackmore, the private investigator? Ok. I don't know, sound kinda like Batman to me.
Clears throat
In a world riddled by cri- what? Alright...
In the streets of Flyami where crime is rampant, one man and his harpy eagle partner fight against those beyond the reach of the law He is the judge. *BAM!* He is the jury. *POW!* He is the executioner. *BLAM!* And he has deemed. You. GUILTY.
Sorry, is this the kind of role model we should be pushing? I mean with all the violence going on, maybe we shouldn't promote- what? Well yeah it's badass, but- Yeah, I know Tarantino sells like hotcakes. Yes, I wanna get paid! Fine, he's a complex anti-hero, lets just move on.
Clears throat
But they aren't in this fight alone. When a situation calls for the big guns, his spicy Latina girlfriend brings in the heat. Rose, an ex Spanish spy- wait, hang on, she's Spanish? That's not a Latina, that's Hispanic. I don't care if it sounds sexier, it's incorrect! I know it's not racist, it's the principal of the thing! I will not! I won't I won't I won't! No, you don't fire me, I quit! No one's gonna read this shit anyway.
After getting the reference for my boy Ritchie from the ever so talented Bombird I've been meaning to get a lore accurate ref sheet for my main goldie Sawyer. It's more so a profile for his depiction in my upcoming book (series?) universe Wings of Vice. Check out the poster he did, if you haven't! Once again he just knocked it out the park with this one, I mean, look at him. Phew... what a man.
Anyway, you should read my book when it's eventually finished. I think it'll be fun. It'll even be free, released chapter by chapter on my FA if I can make that work.
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