I went to a very bad restaurant once. The silverware looked like it'd been cleaned using the garbage disposal and the food was like the cook didn't know which part of the goat to use. We'd brought a promotional coupon and it was still expensive, and we were the only ones there on a Saturday evening. But it was called The Black Cat Restaurant and I like cats so we gave it five stars. They went under a month later.
I went to a very bad restaurant once. The silverware looked like it'd been cleaned using the garbage
