While browsing some cassette tapes I came across one that had a sticker stuck on the case that said "For Raccoons Only!" in big bold red letters. I casually ignored this thinkin it was stupid, stuck the tape in and hit play...and the moment I hit the play button POOF! βοΈπ¦βοΈ
Then the owner of the store yelled over "You play it you bought it!"