This is the Alternate Universe of Looney Tunes....
What do you expect? A Happy Ending? And what if the Hero is NOT invincible? Good things do NOT always happy to Heroes, Sometimes Bad things Happen to Heroes, That's Why Patience has Been Tested.
Do NOT Read if You have NOT Yet studied your Patience and Self-Control.
If You are Faint-Hearted, That Means You Have NOT studied Hard enough Yet, Even if you said you have already studied, Your Studying has Just Begun.
Yep, Even Lazy People are Faint-hearted. because they have NOT studied hard enough, Yet.
And the reason why People Lack Empathy is because They have NOT studied hard enough.
No Matter, But In this Alternate Universe of the Looney Tunes, We Find the Pepe Le Pew was thrown in Prison Called, "THE VOID".
The History has Been Altered, since it was the Alternate Timeline, This has Nothing to do with the Canon, So Never mind What Year it is.
Yep... But the Question is,
WHO Swindled Pepe Le Pew,
And Who Slandered Pepe Le Pew?
This was the Test of Pepe Le Pew's Patience and Chastity.
He Allowed himself to be Deceived, That was the Problem, Because Some Entity Possessed Pepe Le Pew Into Becoming a Lothario to Flirt with Women... However, What if Romance is a TRAP into getting Swindled and Slandered.
And Yep... Karma Got him, And Pepe Le Pew was Left After Penelope Pussycat, his Ex-girlfriend, filed the restraining Order against him... It's too Late to take her Back once the Restraining Order was filed against him. And The Original Looney Tunes was Far Too Political.
Yep, In this Fanfiction, Pepe Le Pew was Tricked, Deceived by a Lot of Hypocrites who set him Up only to Slander him.
The Question is, WHO SLANDERED PEPE LE PEW?
Was He sent to Prison?
Was He sent Straight to Hell?
Was He The Distressed Dude, Waiting to Be Rescued?
Was He Swindled and Slandered by a Bunch of Hypocrites?
Was He Betrayed by a Bunch of Conspirators who Conspired against Him?
Yep... Pepe Le Pew made Many Mistakes for Abusing Romance Year after Year.
That's Why everybody hated him, and exiled him for eternity.
How? Well We don't know yet. Was he Guilty or was he Innocent?
We'll find out soon enough, so Have Patience.
This Fanfiction is Written for Entertaining Purposes ONLY.
Reader's Discretion is advised.
Sit Back, Relaxed, and Enjoy the Story
How Is Pepe Le Pew was thrown into Prison
Ever since before the Sun has Risen?
But What did He do WRONG?
Is His Foul Odor Too STRONG?
Does he Smell like Eternal Stench
Because He Tries to Learn French?
Was He Enough Raptured
so He can be Captured?
One side of Romance is a Blessing.
The Other side of Romance is a Curse.
He thought Flirting would Make it Better,
But In Truth, It Gets EVEN WORSE.
Beware of Good Smelling Perfume,
For it leads to Ultimate Doom.
For he is Born from the WOMB,
He shall DIE in the TOMB.
Long Ago, The Grass is Always Greener.
Like the Beautiful Garden We have Planted.
NOW Everybody became so Meaner
They Took everything they had for Granted.
The Grass was Once Greener, and Graceful as a SWAN.
And Nobody knows what it is They had until it is GONE.
What was his Trespass And What was his Sin?
What was his Weakness? This is Where the Story Begin.
Pepe Le Pew was sitting in the Prison Called the Void. It was Cold, Dark and Desolated.
How was Pepe Le Pew in Jail? He Laments over the Mistakes he made for many Years.
He grew the Facial Beard of Sorrow, Since He is a Male Skunk, He grew a Beard.
He has Never Shaven the Beard in Days, Not even in Weeks, or Months, Not even if Years.
This is rather the Saddest and Saddest Story He has Ever Heard... He Never Realized How much of a Fool He was for Being a Complete Jerk. Like How come "Stench" rhymes with "French"? Which rhymes with "Bench"? Which Rhymes with "Wrench"? Which rhymes with "Drench"? which rhymes with "Quench"? which rhymes with "Tench"? which rhymes with "Trench"? Whatever?
He did However remember the Warning the Grasshopper Mouse has given him.
BEWARE THE DECOY FOR A SKUNK (Referred to Penelope Pussycat)!
BEWARE of DECOY ROMANCE!
BEWARE OF THE CAT IN SKUNK'S Clothing, She is Like the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.
Seek the Wisdom of the Praying Mantis, For She has Prophesied that You, Pepe Le Pew, Will Be Slandered and Crucified by Romance.
The MOUSE-SIAH (The Chosen Mouse)
The Grasshopper Mouse was Named Roberto. Roberto "Robbie" G. Mouse was a Grayish Green Grasshopper Mouse, For he is a Cousin of Hubie and Bertie. Unlike Other Mice That Eat Cheese, Roberto was a Carnivorous Rodent. But he is a Hypercompetent Sidekick to Pepe Le Pew.
Not to Mention, Roberto was just a Kid. A Young Grasshopper Mouse with Child Prodigy. He May be Small, But He is Tough... A Toughest Grasshopper Mouse who Can Beat Up Anybody Twice his Size Who tries to eat him.
Well, Only to Humble them at Least... In Fact... He Can Beat Up Cats, Foxes, Raccoons, And other Predators Twice his Size... Because Grasshopper Mice are Tougher than Other Mice.
Yep... This is the Untold Story... Pepe's Le Pew's Only Hope in rescuing him, Was a Young Grasshopper Mouse, Roberto, A Resourceful Rodent, To Rescue him Not Only From his Captivity of the Void, But To Help Him Redeem himself from the Abomination and Corruption.
Roberto Does seek Help from the Wise Praying Mantis. Who Forewarns that Romance will be the Ultimate Curse.
For Romance leads to Making the Same Mistake all Over again if NOT studied Hard enough.
Pepe Le Pew was the Decoy Protagonist in the Fanfiction, For He serves as the Distressed Dude.
Speaking of distressed Dude, He was waiting to be Rescued.
And His Only Hope was Roberto Grasshopper Mouse. Yep. It was Roberto Grasshopper Mouse Vs. Penelope Pussycat, Based on the reference of David and Goliath.
Remember that Sylvester J. Pussycat Was obsessed with Chasing Birds and Mice? Well, What if Sylvester Targets the Grasshopper Mouse as Well? But What Sylvester didn't Know is That? Roberto Grasshopper Mouse can beat up Sylvester ten Times his Size.... But Not to kill Him, But to Humble him as well. Yep, He's a Tough Kid, even for a Child Grasshopper Mouse. This Grasshopper Mouse has Child Prodigy, A Kid Sidekick to a Kid Hero, Although He is Tough to beat up Someone Twice his Size, He is a Meek Kid Hero, But he wasn't a Hero, Yet. Roberto Still has Training.
Speaking of Training, He's Trained under the Wise Old Female Mantis... Whom She has Warned Pepe Le Pew about THE DECOY FOR A SKUNK.
You Can tell that Roberto Grasshopper Mouse had Blonde Fur. Fur of Gold, Heart of Gold. That's Why He's a Chaste Rodent. He is however, Hypercompetent. How is He Hypercompetent? Well, The Old Praying Mantis has Trained Him.
Will Roberto Rescue Pepe Le Pew from the Void, Or leave him Behind to Suffer the Punishment Longer than Before?
But How Will Pepe Le Pew be Rescued? Is He really the Distressed Dude or is it All a Setup?
Well, This is TOUGH LOVE...
Well, This is NOT a Short Story, Folks, But this Is However a Story ARC.
Story Arc 1: Prologue
It was a long time Ago, Before Pepe Le Pew Lived in Paris, He was Born in Quebec, Canada. and yep...
When He was Young, He Lived with His Aunt Scarlett, Because his Mother Jacqueline Le Pew. Yep. He Lived with his Aunts, Pepe Le Pew was daydreaming of finding Love, However, His Aunt Scarlett was abusive towards his Nephew and treated him like a Slave since his Childhood. Oh Yeah, Aunt Scarlett Also Married a Male Skunk Named Esau, And Yep... He was an Abusive Uncle-in-Law, Who Swindled against his Nephew-in-Law, Like Pepe Le Pew.
And Yep... Pepe Le Pew also have an Evil Cousin as Well, Her Name is Marguerite La Mouffette, She is the Aristocratic Skunk, Since She is Born in the Rich Family, And Yep, She was the Antagonist in Pepe Le Pew's History, Marguerite La Mouffette Was Seductive And Manipulative towards her Cousin... Although Her name means Pearl, However, She was the Villain... An Evil Female Counterpart of Pepe Le Pew Who Manipulated Male Skunks, Not to Mention, She Cannibalized Her Husbands by Eating them...
And Yep, She treated Pepe Le Pew Really Badly, And Yep... Pepe Le Pew, Started as a Loser, a Sucker. And He's been treated Badly by his Aunt Scarlett, He was treated like a Slave as Well.
Yep, The Skunks Are the True Antagonists in the Looney Tunes AU, Because they are the Antagonists.
This is the Story Arc, So Thank you for your Patience Anyways. And Yep... His Aunts Hated Pepe Le Pew, And Wanted to Make him their Slave. Well, Yes... they Made Pepe Le Pew their Personal Slave...
And Yep... This remind Him as the Three Stories, Like Snow white, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty and All...
But this is Parallel Universe to that.
And Yep... Pepe Le Pew was the Only Male in the Family, While his Living Relatives are Girls. And Yep... His Good Mother Jacqueline has Been a Widow Since Her Late Husband, Iago Le Pew Passed Away From the Roadkill, Saving his Family. She Reluctantly Gave Pepe Le Pew up for Adoption to protect him Ever Since Pepe Le Pew was the One and Only Male Child in the Family... Pepe Le Pew felt Heart Broken to the Fact that his Mother Left him... and his Biological Father passed away. He was left behind to be raised by his Abusive Aunts... And yep, His Aunts were Femme Fatales, they are the Ones who Made Pepe Le Pew that Way... And Yeah, Pepe Le Pew did married an Abusive Wife, Who Also Abused him... And He does However Have Children... And Yep, It Appears that His Wife was Also His Cousin, too. Her name Was Marceline. And Yep, Marceline Was Pepe Le Pew's Wife and Cousin... It is Legal to Marry a Cousin in Canada and in France you know. But it is Illegal to marry a Cousin in Part of USA.
Speaking of Cousin Marriage Legality and Illegality:
Cousin Marriage was Illegal in Utah, Nevada, Arizona, Wisconsin, North Dakota, South Dakota, Oklahoma, and Texas, For Cousin Marriage was a Crime and Offense.
How is That Possible? Well, That Depends Which Country Allows Cousin Marriage, Or Not.
However, California, New Mexico, Colorado, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Rhode island, Massachusetts, Vermont, Alaska, And Hawaii are the Few States in USA That Does Allow Cousin Marriage.
Speaking Of Cousin Marriage, Remember How Flopsy Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny Married each Other?
Well, United Kingdom Does Allow Cousin Marriage.
So Why Not? Pepe Le Pew was Married to his Cousin Marceline (Based on the Story and Character of ODOR-ABLE Kitty). That was Before He Met Penelope Pussycat, Who was a Decoy for a Skunk... And Yep, What if Penelope Pussycat was Sylvester J. Pussycat's Cousin?
Yep, Marceline Was Pepe Le Pew's Original Wife and Cousin with Two Children.
And Yep, that was before He Met Claude Cat, the First Cat Who was the Decoy for a Skunk... Oblivious to the Fact that He was Wooing Clause Cat, A Decoy for a Skunk, But Marceline Caught him Cheating on her as She punished him, Hitting on a Head with her Umbrella...
Pepe Le Pew Can't Stand Living with His Abusive Aunts and Cousins. He Escaped his Family and Pursue a Female Chihuahua Decoy for a Skunk...
He Also Met a Bully Name Wellington Who Infiltrated Pepe Le Pew's New Home... And the Two Put up a Fight with each other and All. Little did He Know, His Aunts Sent him Perfume as a Gift... Although it is Not exactly what He Had in Mind... And Yep... Before He moved to France, His Aunts gave him a Task to Collect Perfume for them... Pepe Le Pew reluctantly Agreed... So He took the Passport and travelled to France.... He did entered the Perfume Shop, Where He was Testing and Browsing the Perfume He can find.... Well, That's Where He Met Penelope Pussycat, Whom the Perfume Shopkeeper was using her to Drive Pepe Le Pew out of his Shop... And Yep, Pepe Le Pew thinks Penelope was a Skunk...
Well, that Was Before he met a Young Child Grasshopper Mouse Named Roberto Grasshopper Mouse.
Well, Unlike the Canon Looney Tunes, this Alternate Universe and Alternate Timeline contains Story Arcs...
That's For Sure....
Well, Pepe Le Pew was Treated Like a Slave by his Aunts, Forcing him to Marry his Abusive Older Cousin Marceline... Yep... Marceline has been Abusive towards Pepe Le Pew since. Treating Him Like a Slave than Fairly.
But that Was Before He Moved to France.
To Get away from his Abusive Aunts.
And Sadly, He was Persecuted by his Aunts,
Our of their Jealousy towards Him.
Man, Where Pepe Le Pew's Aunts, Sorceresses? No Wonder His Mother Jacqueline Let him in the Mercy of his Wicked Aunts (Whom they are also Jacqueline's Wicked Sisters).
And Yep... Despite the Abuse, Pepe Le Pew Does have a Sense of Tough Love, Even if they hated him.
But His Aunts However, Have been keeping Secrets this whole time, That They have been Committing Sexual Cannibalism like the Praying Mantis Did. Well, Only to Torment Poor Pepe Le Pew. Only to Persecute him. and yep, His Aunts Killed their own husbands in their Sleep, Manipulating them into Marrying them so they can Cannibalize them... Yep... That's Why Pepe Le Pew Have Evil Aunts... Who seem to be MANHATERS. Tormenting their Nephew, Treating him Like a Slave Ever since He was a Young Pup.
However, His Uncles-in-Law did Warn Pepe Le Pew about his Aunts, Before they Have been Cannibalized
Yep, His Aunts Got away Scot-free Abusing their One and Only Nephew, Until their Secrets have been Exposed by a Grasshopper Mouse. And His Aunts were defeated and Executed. Even his Cousin, Even Marceline Divorced Pepe Le Pew, Before She was Executed...
Well, He was Left with the Custody of his Two Children.
Well, Not Long Before He Went on a Date with a Chihuahua Girl. Yep... Pepe Le Pew was Left as a Widower, And His Children Long for a Mother... So... He searched for a Girl to Go on a Date with....
And he spot a Decoy Skunk, Not Knowing that it was a Female Chihuahua in disguise, But He Fell in Love with her Anyway.... So... The Chihuahua Girl tried different Stragedy to Get Back at Him... But He Eventually Won Her Over....
Well, That Was Before She Fell in Love with a Dog Named Wellington, Leaving Pepe Le Pew Heart-broken, And Yep, Josephine "Fifi" Chihuahua fell in love with a Wellington, A Large Dog, Who has been Fighting with Pepe Le Pew over a Shelter... But Later Forgive each other even if they caught a Cold.
However, Pepe Le Pew was Left Heart Broken When He Found Out She fell in love with Wellington.
So... He Took a Vacation in France... Yeah, He did However Hired a Babysitter to Babysit his Two Children.
For He Spent Many Years, Searching for a Female Skunk as a Substitute to replace his deceased Ex-wife, Marceline, Also his Cousin.
Well, That's How He Met Penelope Pussycat, Who serves as a Decoy for a Skunk... Despite that She is a Cat, He still falls in Love with her Anyway. No Matter Where She Goes, He Follows Her... But Yeah... But it Was Not Just Penelope Pussycat Alone, It Was Penelope Pussycat's Identical Twin Sisters.
And How did Pepe Le Pew Teleported and All? Well, It's Because He was a Sorcerer. Because He was gifted with the Ability to Teleport No Matter Where his Crush is Going.... But What He didn't know Before, Is that It Was a Setup, No Matter Where.
Like a Perfume Shop, Or the Zoo, Or the Love Boat, Or the Island, Or the Mountain, Or In Sahara Desert, or in the Ocean, Or in Egypt, Or in Louisiana, or on the Love Island, Or In the City.
Well, It's NOT just in France Alone, Not Only It takes Place in France Alone, But it Also Takes Place in Africa, and North American, Sometimes It also takes place in South America, too.
The Place was taken Place was Louisiana... And Mali was Located in Africa.
And Quebec was in Canada... Quebec Was Pepe Le Pew's Birthplace, since All Skunks are New World Animals, That Was Before Pepe Le Pew Vacates in France. He Claims to be a French Skunk, Why? because He has forgotten who he truly is, Sadly, He has Forgotton His Past, His Family... Even his Own Children. He Even Forgotten about his OWN Mother, too... For He is Busy Trying to Find the Date. But Sometimes, His Date was a Disaster... But Despite of That.... He became the Greatest Chef in France... Yep... He Suffered Amnesia ever since Penelope Pussycat hit him on the Head with the Club.
He Forgot Everything He remembered... But He went to the Library to did some Research On How to win the Lady's Heart.... Well, It is Not based on the Appearance, It is However Based on his Talents. Well, He wanted to be a Perfumer who sells Perfume. He Look up the recipe on How To Make the Perfume, Well, Not only to Smell Good, But to Smell Organic, too. And Yep... He has been Testing the Perfume and mixing them together... It's Not about Attractiveness on the outside, But on the Inside. What is the Attractiveness on the Inside?
Well, What if The Good Appearance Can be more of an Abomination?
What if Attractiveness is a Trap?
What if Pepe Le Pew was a Nephew?
Hmm... Nephew? Now That Rhymes with Pepe Le Pew, Because He is a Nephew. Raised in the Slavery of His Abusive Aunts. Because His Parents Left Him in the Mercy of his Aunts Long Ago.
Well, That was a Long time Ago, Because He was Finally Free from his Aunts since 1949.
He was a Slave since 1945. And Yep... What if The Reason Why Pepe Le Pew did Not Get Much Role?
Do you know Why? It was Because of his Abusive Aunts, Who Came Back in Ghost Forms, Only to Possessed Penelope Pussycat, Whom the Aunts Influenced Penelope Pussycat to File a Restraining Order Against Pepe Le Pew, That Way, They may Take Pepe Le Pew Back into Slavery, Again.
And Now, Back to the Present Day.... Pepe Le Pew was forever Stuck as a Permanent Slave to his Abusive Aunts, Since they Have Set Him Up. Framed Him, And They Dragged him into the Prison Called the Void (Located in the Abyss Under the Eiffel Tower, Not in Real life, But in the Alternative Universe. Where the Underground River is Located, It Smelled Bad, And it Does Boil, too.)
Well, This is the Story Are, Even a Casanova Was actually Born in SLAVERY. Do Not Be Fooled, even a Lover is actually a Slave.
What if there are the keys of 3 "L"'s, that starts with "L" and ends with "R"?
LONER
LOSER
LOVER
For this is a Tricky Question. Was He a Lover or a Loser?
A LOSER is like a LOVER with an "S".
and a LOVER is like a "LOSER" with a "V".
Sometimes the ending was Happy,
Sometimes the ending was Sad.
Sometimes the ending was in between,
Being in between is Bittersweet.
What else is there to elaborate,
even if it is too Late?
Love is a Path Blocked by Enemies and Danger.
Love may be Blind and All, But Love is also TOUGH.
Well, Since Pepe Le Pew was forever a SLAVE SKUNK.
Anything Else the Starts with "S" and ends with "K"?
SACK
SHACK
SLACK
SMACK
SNACK
STACK
SEEK
SHARK
SHIRK
SHRIEK
SHRINK
SHRUNK
SICK
SILK
SINK
SKINK
SKUNK
SLICK
SNARK
SNEAK
SPARK
SPEAK
SPECK
SPOOK
SPUNK
STALK
STARK
STEAK
STICK
STINK
STORK
STREAK
STUCK
STUNK
SUCK
SUNK
Bon sang ! Qu'ai-je fait ?
Mon rendez-vous est un échec !
Pourquoi m'appeler AMANT,
Alors que je suis un « PERDANT » !
AND Yep, Pepe Le Pew realized that he was more of a Loser who claimed to be a Lover.
"Why Call Me a LOVER When You are Nothing but a LOSER?"
Pepe Le Pew was starting to Question Why He Became a Lover in the First Place...
He questions his Own existance, His Date was a Disaster for everybody Shamed him By calling him the "STENCH OF FRENCH"
Imagine in this Alternate Universe of Looney Tunes, This Time, What if Pepe Le Pew is Just like Job (The Persecuted one),
For He was Persecuted... Treated like a Slave, Crucified by the Hypocrites, Being Swindled and Slandered by a Bunch of DECOY. Feeling Betrayed. And this time, Pepe Le Pew was Questioning Romance, Questioning Why He became a Lover, Why He is Being Tormented.
Well, Like they Said... It's
the Rhyme of Mourning,
the Rhyme of Scorning,
and the Rhyme of Warning.
I Meant what I Said
I Said What I Meant
For this is the Wisdom
of Horton the Elephant
I meant what I said
I said what I Meant
An Elephant's faithful
One hundred Percent
I Meant what I said
I said what I meant
and despite the Torment
Someday I will Repent
This is the Scent of Torment
The Scent to Lament
The Scent of Punishment
The Scent to Resent.
To Win Back the Innocent
is to Continue to Repent!
What was this Nonsense ABOUT
When I end up being kicked OUT?
I Am Pepe Le Pew, If I Only Knew,
I went to the Bar and Drank Some Brew,
I have No Choice but to Get DRUNK
Because I am a Heartbroken SKUNK.
I Do Not wish to Profane,
But I am Drink Champagne,
For Everybody Complain
And Drove me Insane!
I am Drinking Champagne,
There is Pain in My Brain!
For I Meet my Doom
From spraying Perfume.
Back then, Life is Graceful.
Beautiful and Graceful as a Dove.
Someday you will shine
no matter what You're made of.
I Became so Paranoid
Since I Live in the Void.
I lived in the Solitary Confinement
Is this the Ultimate Punishment?
Was it Love at First Sight
especially while flying a kite?
How could I Be so Narcissistic
When I fall into a Dirty Trick?
I Lied... Romance is a Lie
I tried... But why should I?
Long ago,
we start as the seed of Slavery
After awhile,
We grew into a tree of Bravery.
At first We start as a seed of Delusion.
but Let us not jump to Conclusion.
Later, We grew into a Tree of Discernment.
That is All that I have to Say, Be Patient.
That Poetry was Pathetic, But it doesn't Matter if it was good or Bad. All that Matters is that We should Connect the Dots together... For Poor Pepe Le Pew was Struggling to overcome his Confusing and his Broken Heart...
The Question is, Was He Guilty or was he Slandered? For He struggled for Love, He struggled to being Patient, Despite that Everybody hated him, He Stood Strong... Will He Prove He is Innocent?
This is What they Call, Tough Love, And Pepe Le Pew was in Prison that He struggles for Tough Love.
He Never Felt Guilty Before... He was so Arrogant Back then, So Arrogant that He Claims to be a Lover... But Oblivious to the Fact that He really is a SORE LOSER.
Yep... Pepe Le Pew was NOT really a Lover as he thought He was, Instead, He was actually a Sore LOSER.
He may be a Lover character, but he is actually a LOSER Actor, Because He was a Loser.
He never seen his Parents, His Dad disappeared, His Mother is Missing... He is the Only Male in the Family.
His Ex-Wife and Cousin, Marceline, Died, Despite How Poorly She treated him... Pepe Love her, even if Love is Tough. Despite how Poorly His Aunts treated him, He Does Loved his Aunts... So Naive, He saw good in them...
However, as the Time Passed... He is Slowly beginning to understand How badly they treated him...
But he will Not Harm them, He did However turn the Other Cheek, Did he say that He was a Lover?
Well, It's NOT about what's on the Outside that Matters, It's What's On the Inside.
He remembered the Warning of the Praying Mantis, Pastor Mantis, The Minister of the Mantis Chapel, Who Teaches Basic Instructions. For it is prophesied that Pepe Le Pew will be a Long time Slave due to his Rebellion.
He remembered Pastor Mantis, the Oldest and Wisest Insect Who runs the Chapel. For He teaches Bible Study and told Parables inspired by the Bible. And Yep... even Pastor Mantis Prophesied the Warnings, Only Few believed him, But the Others Mocked him....
Well, Pastor Mantis Prayed in Secret, in the Dark Shadow, He doesn't Bother Praying with Anybody, But He Does Pray in Secret, While Lip-Syncing in Silence. and Yep... The Mantis was so Wise, He turned the other Cheek.
"LOVE NOT THE WORLD, NEITHER THE THINGS THAT ARE IN THE WORLD."
And Yep, Pepe Le Pew remembered what Pastor Mantis forewarned. Sadly, Like an Idiot, Pepe ignored the Warnings... And Yep... Even Pastor Mantis felt sorry for Pepe Le Pew for Being NAIVE and Self-deluded. But He warned him...
"BEWARE OF DECOY, WHETHER THEY WERE ON THE OUTSIDE OR ON THE INSIDE."
Once again, like a Selfish Idiot, Pepe Le Pew ignored his Warnings. how sad. Pepe Le Pew ignoring the Wise Pastor Mantis's Warning. Pastor Mantis sighed in disbelief. disappointed in Pepe Le Pew for being a Foolish Dreamer. a Foolish Lothario... Yep... This is How Pastor Mantis Became the Sinister Minister, He Prayed in Secret to Curse Pepe Le Pew, and the Punishment was among him, For Pepe Le Pew's Punishment for rebelling against the Commands of Virtue. And Yep, Pepe Le Pew was Punished and was sent into Captivity... For he is Forever Stuck as a Slave. Once again, Pepe Le Pew was a Slave... Because of Pastor Mantis. He did Not Kill Him, He did Make sure to set a Trap For Pepe Le Pew So Pepe will Become a SLAVE Again. That way, It's the Only way to Humble the Skunk.
Of Course, Pastor Mantis forewarned Pepe Le Pew about his Foolish Doings.
"Ye may be a Lover. But Thou hast been Warned. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. THOU SHALT NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH A DECOY. Otherwise, What Goeth around, Cometh Around!"
"Beware of Decoy Damsel! they hast setteth the Trap for you, for Attractiveness will BE YOUR DOOM! And Cursed are those who are Physically Attractive, Only to seduce you and to MANIPULATE YOU! Redeem thyself or else thou wilt Suffer my CURSE!"
But like a Narcissistic Idiot, Pepe Le Pew didn't listen, Sadly.
However, the Prophecy of Pastor Mantis Came True, Pepe Le Pew was Punished into the Captivity of the Void...
And Sometimes, Being a Lover is a TRAP. Why Call him a LOVER when he nothing but a LOSER?
To LOVE or to LOSE?
To be a LOVER or to be a LOSER?
To LOVING or to LOSING?
LOVES or LOSES?
That is the Question.
Hmph... How Sad... What a Loser that Pepe Le Pew is. a Poor Simple Loser who claims to be a Lover even if he doesn't know how to be a Lover, yet.
And Don't let his Proclaim to be a Lover fool you, He was actually a LOSER on the inside, He's a LOSER disguised as a LOVER.
After the Flashback ends... Pepe Le Pew Regret everything. He hated being erased and Punished, But He knew he deserves to be Punished for being a Complete Sore LOSER. What a LOSER. a Poor Sorry Excuse for a SO-CALLED "Lover", No wonder Pepe Le Pew messed up everything, making poor pathetic Excuses. Poor Excuse... for He is poor, Incompetent Excuse for a Skunk. He's Not really Aristocratic, He's Lower than French, He's a STENCH of FRENCH. And Yep, Everybody Hated him. that's why they set a Trap for him, only to conspire against him. To make his Life MISERABLE. Even the Industrial Punks set a Trap for Poor Stupid Pepe Le Pew, A Lazy and Incompetent Pitiful Excuse for a Skunk. that's why the Aristocrats are Evil. And Yep... Even his Family Sold him into Slavery.
For Vanity and Greed is the Badge of Slavery...
And Yep... Pepe Le Pew was a Nickname for.... JOSEPH HENRI SKUNK.
And Yep... His Only Younger Brother was Named Benjamin Skunk or "Ben Le Pew".
Unlike Pepe Le Pew, Ben Le Pew was More Chaste... a Right Hand. Born of Jacqueline, or "Mother Jackie Le Pew".
Don't be Fooled, But Jackie Le Pew was a Widow who Gave birth to Ben Le Pew, Her Husband Died Before Benoni was Born. She was a Good Mother of Both Pepe Le Pew and Benoni Le Pew.
Benoni Le Pew was a Scrawny Skunk and Smaller than Pepe Le Pew. Who Happen to be Pepe Le Pew's Younger Brother And Jackie's Youngest Son. Whom Jackie tries Protecting the Child Since She lost her Child Pepe.
She was Afraid of Losing Benoni Since She Lost her Husband in the Accident to the Roadkill.
Well, That's How She took Benoni to the Chapel of the Praying Mantis. And they were trained there.
For Mother Jacqueline "Jackie" Le Pew was a Ninja.
But the Prophesy has Foretold, WHO WILL RESCUE PEPE LE PEW?
Well, This is a Prologue... The Prologue was the Tip of the Iceberg... But Let us Go BACK IN TIME...
Where it all Started, BEFORE Pepe Le Pew was sold into Captivity.
story arc 2: Before Going into Captivity
The Question is, What if Bugs Bunny Betrayed Pepe Le Pew? Now that was the Perfect sign of Betrayal!
What if Bugs Bunny Sold Pepe Le Pew into Bondage? Because Nobody in the Looney Tunes Cast can Stand Pepe Le Pew's Annoying Casanova Habits Anymore. so, They secretly come up with the Plan to Get rid of Him ONCE and FOR ALL.
(Bugs Bunny was watching the Pepe Le Pew Cartoon, This Time, Bugs Bunny Can't Take it, He grew Jealous, resentful and Jealous Of Pepe Le Pew, As He grew to Hate Him)
Bugs Bunny : (He Laughs in Disbelief and Frustrationg) Ya' Know What? (Frustrated) Dat's It! I had it with Dat Annoying Casanova Wannabe Skunk! Everyding is da Same Ding! (He Cracks his Joints in Frustration) For Many Years I have been putting up with his Obnoxious "Romantic" Behavior... (He cracks his Joints in Frustration) And Woyst of All... He is the Woyse Stench of French I have Evuh Met in the Whole WIDE WOYLD! (scoffs) Stupid Skunk! Dere has to be someway to get rid of him... ONCE and for ALL. hmm. Dere has to Be a Poyfect Betrayal.... (to Audience) Pahdon Me, Folks, But Give me some Privacy, Will Ya?
Perfect Betrayal! PERFECT BETRAYAL! And Yep...
That would BEE a Despicable thing to DO. It is True, Bugs Bunny was the Most Despicable Mascot, and Speaking of Despicable, HE SECRETLY BETRAYED PEPE LE PEW AND SOLD HIM INTO BONDAGE!
The Void of SLAVERY. Why, Because every Looney Tunes Characters Finds Pepe Le Pew extremely Annoying that they decided to get Rid of Him, Set a Trap For Him, Throw him into the Well. Yep... Bugs Bunny had a Plan to get rid of Pepe Le Pew Once and for All. Now THAT would be a Despicable thing.
And Yep... In the end, Bugs Bunny got Away Scot-free After Betraying Pepe Le Pew. And Bugs Bunny Conspired against Pepe Le Pew, Setting up a Trap, Conspired against Pepe Le Pew, and of Course, Get Him Fired, And Sold him into SLAVERY...
Yep... Bugs Bunny Got away with Betraying Pepe Le Pew. Boy Ain't HE a DESPICABLE STINKER?
But Before They Sold Pepe Le Pew into Slavery, Bugs Bunny Gathered a Secret Meeting.
Bugs Bunny: Dank You for Coming to the Meeting, Folks. As You Can See. I have de Footage of What Pepe Le Pew has Done to Us All. Now, Is Dere any Thing you Like to Share?
(Bugs Bunny Shown the Photo of Pepe Le Pew)
Penelope Pussycat: (raising her Paw) I have something to Say About Pepe Le Pew.
Bugs Bunny: Yes?
Penelope Pussycat: Well, Pepe Le Pew was An Idiot! He always Flirted with me None Stop and Harassed Me. He Mocked Me by Glomping Me, Talking About Stupid Nonsense to Me, And Won't Leave me Alone. I Say We Fire Him, Sell Him, Dump Him, Lose Him, Get Rid Of Him! And Also, I am Breaking Up With Him. He stinks! I HATE HIM!
Sylvester J. Pussycat: Sufferin' Succotash! He did the Same thing to me, Too. I Say He should be Sold to the Void of Slavery!
Claude Cat: I Agree, He did the Same thing to Me, Too.
Daffy Duck: Wait, Did you Say, Sold to the VOID? Now That would Be a Million BUCKS!
(Everybody else Agreed)
Bugs Bunny: Well, We May Have Got Rid of Michigan J. Frog and All... But Maybe Getting Rid Of Pepe Le Pew would Woyk, too.
Daffy Duck: Anybody heard of Sexual Cannibalism?
(Everybody Threw Upset From hearing that)
Daffy Duck: What?
Bugs Bunny: Shaddup about the S and C Woyd, Daffy. But Ya' Do have a Point... Let's try something Else. Let's Throw Him into da Pit and Seal da Pit. Then When the Bondage Comes, We'll Sell Him to Slavery...
(Bugs Bunny Smiled with the Scheme, The Plan will Work... )
(Eventually, The Looney Tunes Characters were Planning to set a Trap for Pepe Le Pew)
(Whenever Pepe Le Pew tried to Greet the Looney Tunes Characters, Everybody Avoided him, pretended that He Doesn't Exists)
Pepe Le Pew: Sacre Bleu! Why is Everybody Avoiding me?
Bugs Bunny: (Smoking a Cigar) Eh, What's Up, Skunk?
Pepe Le Pew: (surprised) Oh, Monsieur Bugs Bunny, Que se passe-t-il? Everybody is Avoiding Me Lately...
Bugs Bunny: Chill out, Doc... Whaddya expect? We is Wondering... How is ya' Vacation at France?
Pepe Le Pew: Excuse me?
Bugs Bunny: I Mean, Ain't ya' da One who wanted to take da tour in France or Someding? I Mean, Did ya go on a Date or Something?
Pepe Le Pew: (He Blushed) I... Er... I do not know what you are talking about, Monsieur Rabbit... (He looks around) Where is Penelope Pussycat?
Bugs Bunny: Eh, Let's Not Jump to Conclusions, Doc. Let's go to da Park, Maybe Dey were waiting for ya' at the Picnic.
Pepe Le Pew: Ze Picnic? Did you say... Picnic?
Bugs Bunny: Pfffht 'Course I did. Whaddya expect me to say?
Pepe Le Pew: Et Bien? What is in ze Picnic Basket?
Bugs Bunny: Eh, You'll Find out soon enough, Once we Get to de Park.
Pepe Le Pew: I see...
(Later, As they Arrived at the Park, They Seated at the Picnic Table)
Bugs Bunny: Well, Here We Are, Da Picnic. Care For a Carrot?
Pepe Le Pew: Why Of Course. I do not Mind if I Do, Merci. After All, I Am An Omnivore, I Could Eat Anyzing, Both Fruits, Vegetables, and Even Meat.
(Bugs Bunny Shared his Carrot with Pepe Le Pew, As Pepe Le Pew Helped himself)
Pepe Le Pew: Are you Not Going to Eat with Me?
Bugs Bunny: Nah, Don't worry about Me, Doc... You Can Have All the Food You Want.
Pepe Le Pew: Are you Sure? I Cannot eat Zem All By Myself...
Bugs Bunny: Never Mind de Limitation... Just keep Eating... There's More Food Where Dat Came From.
Try to eat as Many Carrots as You Can... About 2000 Carrots.
Pepe Le Pew: What? But I cannot Eat too Many... I will get a Belly Ache.
Bugs Bunny: No? Very Well Den, I'll Force Feed You Lots Of Carrots.
(Bugs Bunny Smiled With the Grin, He tied up Pepe Le Pew and Strapped Him)
Pepe Le Pew: (Petrified) What Ze? What Are You Doing?! Let Me GO!
Bugs Bunny: (EVIL GRIN) Don't Worry, Doc... Once You finished your Carrots, You'll Be Well FED.
PEPE LE PEW: NO! DO NOT DO IT!
(BUGS BUNNY STARTED FORCE FEEDING CARROTS TO PEPE LE PEW)
(After 2000 Carrots are Eating, Pepe Le Pew eventually Got Fatter, and Yet He was Heartbroken)
Bugs Bunny: (Sarcastically) There We Go, Doc... Does it Feel Better?
Pepe Le Pew: (Heartbroken) Why? Why have you done Ze Horrible Zing to Me? Force Feeding Me Lots of Food... You Could Of Killed Me....
Bugs Bunny: (Laughing Sarcastically) Actually, You Only done de Horrible things to Yourself... In Fact, You desoyve to Be Punished for Floyting with Strangers...
Pepe Le Pew: (Beat) What? You Mean to Say Zat, You have Set Me Up so You Can Punish Me for Being Ze Lover?
Bugs Bunny: Don't be an Idiot, Ya Stupid Skunk. We All hated you... That's Why Penelope Pussycat Hated You. She Filed a Restraining Order against ya'... So, You Are Fired!
Pepe Le Pew: (Heartbroken) Fired?
Bugs Bunny: Dat's Right, Skunk... I get More Attention Than YOU DO... Dat's Why Skunks are Filthy, Mindless, Butt-wiping LOSERS! And You are a Butt wipe and a Fart breath! And Yep... I fired ya' Because Ya' Mocked me, By Eating too Many Carrots!
Pepe Le Pew: (furious) What? But You are ze force fed me Carrots! How Dare You?
Bugs Bunny: Doesn't Matter! In Dis Case, YOU STINK! (laughing in Scorn) SUCKER! Even Romance is a SCAM! Enjoy Thinking Happy Thoughts, FATSO! ha ha ha! What a Maroon You are! Oh Wait, You're FAT! Because You are VERY FAT! Have Fun Living in Da VOID
(Bugs Bunny Laughed in Scorn, Grabbing FAT Pepe Le Pew by the Tail, Dropped him into the Pit, Leaving Poor FAT Pepe Le Pew feeling Confused, Betrayed, Humiliated as He Mourn)
That's All For Now, Folks. 
