otter talk me into doing these ridiculous stunts. My Papa is going to kill me when I get home...
So anyway, we got caught and banned from the store four blocks over for 'indecent exposure pursuant to shoplifting inappropriate attire' or something like that. We weren't going to steal anything! I swear. They pulled my undies back looking for a wallet and then threw the two of us out without a chance to purchase our...okay fine. We were stealing. Papa said he isn't buying me those anymore and Island had a great idea.
Where are our pants? ....erhmmm...well...Island said they'd let us go if we flashed our butts. I don't know where he heard that. But my butt is certainly flashing...RED! Owww.
