The Staff Here Are Just Too Fat!

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Disclaimer: If you don't like this THEN DON'T CLICK ON IT. Or at the very least don't comment about how you found this disgusting. We all have our things that we're into and if this isn't yours then that's cool, just keep your opinion to yourself and keep scrolling. The same way I do when I see something I don't like. And if you can't do that then expect to have your comment deleted and/or your account reported. I'm done tolerating death threats and I'm done hearing stupid as whinging.

"Man the staff here are just too fat!"

Fido couldn't believe the lack of service he was getting. For this was supposedly one of the most prestigious cafes in the entire city and yet the staff could hardly waddle to the table let alone get orders right.

"Yeah tell me about it... this is the 5th helping of banana bread that I've ordered that's arrived half eaten!" Bandit chimed in knowing that his and Fido's comments were sure to get a raise out of the bellied baristas that could hardly go 5 minutes without needing a large calorie-dense snack.

"𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– Man these, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– two... sure are ordering, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– a lot of, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– food... 𝑼𝑹𝑹𝑷𝑷𝑷!!!"

"Ughhhhh... tell me about ittttttt..."

The two bloated baristas had put on quite the large amount of weight, as had everyone, following the government's new mandated "health standards" and rollout of "healthily modified" food. As such the two were in constant need of stuffing their greedy gullets with only the most 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 of foods. It was then only 𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 (as if they could fit into anything 😏🙄) for them to use real food for their games now instead of pretend food.

"Well, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– we better get them, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– their food soon..." Bluey heaved having just finished off her 12th slice of their banana bread. "They seem to be getting hangry..."

Winnie, having eaten a similar amount then sheepishly bellowed out "𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– yeah... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– You know this would be so hard, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– if they weren't so... 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥!"

"Ughh tell me about it!"

Just then Bandit and Fido had finally had enough and wobbled to their stubby, fat laden feet.

"That's it! Since we can't get any banana bread we're just gonna have to eat all these sugar packets!"

"Yeah! You said it Bandit! Plus the staff really are just too fat here!"

Bluey and Winnie hearing the commotion then 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨 (more like slowly 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥) into action.

"Hey! We're not the fat ones!" Bluey called out her own enormous, 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 belly wobbling as she hobbled to her feet, not doing her any favours in supporting her argument.

"Yeah! It's 𝘺𝘰𝘶 two who are the fat ones!" Winnie called out, her own boobs and belly absolutely spilling over with fat.

"Oh yeah? Well if that's the case then come stop us!" Bandit called out.

"𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– Get 'em Winnie!"

With that Bandit and Fido took off on their low-speed escape, hardly wobbling forward with each step while shovelling the 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 sugar packets down their throats. The girls were not far behind... although they also were equally as slow.

"𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– man... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– this... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– is... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– a lot... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– of... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– work!" Bluey panted struggling to keep up.

"Man... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– you said it... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– need... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– food!"

The chase lasted only 30 seconds before the pursuers gave up although the 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴 (if you could even call them that) wouldn't have exactly lasted long anyways.

"HA! 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– We sure did... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– show... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– them... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧–"

"Yeah we... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– did! 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– So... hungry..."

Soon all four of the pampered pooches were on their backs, bellies 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 in the air.

"Ok, 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– you girls win... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– how's about we celebrate with dessert at our house? 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧–" Bandit muttered between laboured breaths.

"Sounds 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– good to me! 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– What about you chocolate bar?" Fido asked Winnie.

Winnie still catching her breath, belly 𝘫𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 and 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 the air then replied,

"Sounds... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– great! 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– But I'm gonna need... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– some more... 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– food! 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– before then..."

"Me too!" Called bluey.

"I think 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– we can do that. 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧–" Bandit said looking around his own girth at the scene that they had created: four canines all practically immobilised by their own gluttony struggling to catch their breaths.

"Agreed! 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– Plus I'm sure you can phone Chilli and 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– make sure we all have everything nice and prepared before we get there 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧–" said Fido

"Heh, you think Chilli will be able to resist digging in before then? 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧– Fat chance!"

With that the four began chuckling and stumbling to their feet as they embarked on their super-sized journey imagining all the 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 confections that lay ahead of them. And even though the world had changed vastly, they couldn't help but just enjoy every minute of it... especially when there was just so much good food to enjoy!

Again sorry it's been so long just haven't had a lot of motivation recently and have been busy. Don't really have any plans for rn just due to how busy it is but I'll try to post more than once a month. Hope you enjoyed this one and as always let the good times roll!

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