Bandit: "Are you sure you don't want to buy two more?"
Me: "Why?"
Bandit: "In case one of them goes missing on the way home."
Me: *sigh* "One of these days I'm going to tell you no to the pizzas."
Bandit: "You wouldn't."
Me: "What would you do if I did?"
Bandit: "I'll cry."
Me: "Really?"
Bandit: "😢"
Me: "..."
Bandit: "😢😢😢"
Me: "Okay first off, how'd you manage to say that out loud?" ---------- This was posted to my Ko-Fi page on the 9th of May, and it's more or less a sample of what the page is about: A blog following the adventures of my plush raccoon Bandit. I take silly pictures and write silly captions with the intent of getting the viewer to laugh and smile. There's plenty more on my page!
New pictures are posted every Monday and Friday at noon (EDT). None of them are paywalled, nor will they ever be; I want the smiles to be available to anyone looking for one. That said, I won't turn down tips - There's absolutely no obligation, but anything sent my way is very much appreciated, be it a one-off thing or a subscription. Plus, it lets me get out and take more pictures of him!
