So apparently, whenever Audrey gets shortchanged on a writing job, she takes matters into her own hands (or maybe hips?) by swinging her phat booty into the side of their office building, until they submit to her demands (which is usually just getting paid what she's owed, along with maybe a small "negotiation fee").
Not to worry though, she never goes so far as to actually damage the building in any meaningful way; it's only just enough to get their attention (and maybe also knock a few cubicles around in the process).
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the piece; as well as Audrey's gigantic glutes. =3
BeckyCascane.
