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The Adventures of Cucumber & Pickles: S4 E4 Eleanor: The New Editor
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29th, March 2025

After Cucumber & Pickles got back from the doctor's for a checkup and Cucumber was told that she had been pregnant for 4 months carrying twins, Someone came knocking on the door at Pickles' apartment complex loudly causing Cucumber & Pickles to be startled. Cucumber gets up from the couch and answers the door. It was Vinegar, Pickles' cousin. He stopped by to tell the two the good news.

Vinegar: Hey there corn doggy! I have some great news!
Cucumber: Well I have great news as well Vin!
Vinegar: Okay, Ladies first!
Cucumber: Well... uhhh.. Me and Pickles went to the doctor for a checkup aaand... Errrrr..
Vinegar: C'mon Cucumber! I wanna hear it!
Cucumber: Come inside.

Cucumber beckons Vinegar into Pickles' home, he comes in and wipes his feet on the door mat and closes the door. Cucumber asks Vinegar to take a seat and so he does. Vinegar was looking forward to hearing what Cucumber has to say. Seconds of silence later, Cucumber began to speak.

Cucumber: Any who, Me and Pickles went to the doctor and, Pickles so far is doing okay. And during the honeymoon, I felt sick over the past few months even on the plane trying not to-
Vinegar: Are ya tryin' to put me to sleep? Can we just cut to the chase or some shit? I'm dyin' to hear it!
Cucumber: Okay okay. (Clears throat) After my checkup.. it turns out that.. (Leans closer to Vinegar's ear and whispers) I'm pregnant.
Vinegar: Really????
Cucumber: Yup! I'm carrying twins!
Vinegar: Twins??? Oh my god!! I'm gon' be an uncle!! YEEEEEEEEHAW!!!
Cucumber: I knew you'd be excited! I had been pregnant for 4 months though. At least the babies are doing fine.
Vinegar: Aaaah, So that's what is goin' on. That explains your belly gettin' big.
Cucumber: How did people not notice it?
Vinegar: Beats me. Some are blind like that swearin' anteater.
Cucumber: (Scoffs) Francis ain't blind! He's getting old!
Vinegar: Sorry! Anyways, the good news on my end? Well.. I can't tell ya until Pickles is here. Where is my cousin?
Cucumber: Uhhhhh.. taking a shit?

Vinegar and Cucumber sat down on the couch to wait for Pickles to come out of the bathroom after taking a dump, wiping himself up. After they hear the toilet flushing, Pickles walks out the bathroom with relief of cleanliness and spraying scent in the bathroom to make it smell fresh along with opening the bathroom window for fresh air. Pickles then walks in the living room and notices Vinegar. At least he wasn't hostile to him.

Pickles: Oh hey Vinegar. What's up?
Vinegar: Pickles! At last! You're just in time!
Pickles: In time for what?
Vinegar: For the good news!
Cucumber: Just so you know, I already told him that I'm pregnant and carrying twins. And now Vinegar has some good news to tell us.
Vinegar: Alright, here goes! (Clears throat) A few days ago, I got back from a job interview with Eddie and.. it was nice, So.. this mornin' I woke up with my cell phone callin' me. And it was Eddie. I answered it and guess what? I'm hired!! I'm joinin' your fuckin' team!!
Cucumber: You are?? Awesome!!
Pickles: Yay.
Vinegar: I'm gonna be one of you guys! I can't wait to go on adventures with you Cucumber!
Cucumber: I know you can't. When do you start?
Vinegar: Orientation is in 4 days. Are you two gonna be there and announce your pregnancy?
Cucumber: Sure.
Vinegar: Sweet!

4 days have passed, Cucumber & Pickles get ready to head to their workplace, Pickles puts on his uniform but Cucumber is still wearing her maternity clothes for the sake of her pregnancy. Cucumber starts up the jeep after Pickles climbs in and picks up Vinegar. After Vinegar jumps in the back passenger seat, They drive to the Daily Veggie to start the day. Cucumber, Pickles & Vinegar walk into Editor Eddie's office.

Editor Eddie: Cucumber! Pickles! And Mr. Vinegar Hollingsworth! Glad you can make it!
Vinegar: So nice to see ya Ed! I'm so excited to have a look around!
Cucumber: Hey Editor Eddie, Once you're done showing Vinegar around, I have something to tell you.
Editor Eddie: Okie doke! Anyways Vinegar, Follow me and I'll show you around the building.

Editor Eddie begins by showing Vinegar around the building to see how the photos are being printed and made including papers and media. Vinegar nodded as he gets what he's seeing but, that's not his position, His position is being a photographer like Cucumber & Pickles meaning that he's joining the photography mission. After Editor Eddie showed Vinegar around the building, He then gives him his uniform, his photographer uniform like Pickles has. But it's a different colour, it is light orange on the top and burnt orange on the bottom. At least Vinegar can keep his cowboy hat on at all times because he loves wearing it. It is time for Editor Eddie to go back into his office while Cucumber & Pickles are waiting. Whilst they were waiting for Editor Eddie to come back, Cucumber & Pickles begin to kiss each other in the mouth to pass the time. As soon as they heard footsteps, They immediately stop kissing and get into positions. Editor Eddie opens the door with Vinegar with him and shows them the uniform for Vinegar. Cucumber then tells Editor Eddie what she has to say.

Cucumber: How'd it go?
Vinegar: It went good! I'm excited like hell!
Cucumber: So, after you showed Vinegar around, I have something to tell you.. nothing bad.
Editor Eddie: What is it Cucumber?
Cucumber: (Clears throat) I'm pregnant.
Editor Eddie: Heavens.. you're pregnant? Just barely?
Cucumber: I wasn't even aware of it for like.. 4 months. But don't worry, the babies are healthy and growing. I thought it was a common cold but, I was wrong.
Editor Eddie: Congratulations Cucumber and Pickles! You two are gonna be good parents right?
Pickles: You said it! I will be a good father like mine was to me!
Editor Eddie: I also have something to tell you two.
Pickles: Ohhh good lord.
Editor Eddie: Well Cucumber, Since I just found out you're pregnant, I am limiting you to activities during your mission.
Cucumber: W-W-What do you mean?
Editor Eddie: Well, Since you're 4 months pregnant, you should avoid exercising, running around doing all the action you used to do, yada yada.
Cucumber: But.. what am I going to do during missions?
Editor Eddie: On the bright side however, you'll still travel with Pickles along with our new staff, Vinegar. If these missions require a lot of running around or lifting, you should avoid it.
Cucumber: Again, what am I going to do during those missions?
Editor Eddie: Well, I'm giving you this laptop. This laptop there is for workplace only. You will be able to video chat or call Pickles or Vinegar when they are out and about. Either Pickles or Vinegar will send photos of what they took to your email. Got it?
Cucumber: Oh okay. At least I can get out of the house still with them babies growing.
Editor Eddie: Hey, bring some grub during those missions; or you can go to nearby cafes for food. But you do know you should avoid certain foods right?
Cucumber: I only know one of them, Eggs.
Editor Eddie: Okay, let me list some foods you should avoid eating while you're pregnant. Let's see.. shellfish, excessive coffee/caffeine, alcohol, junk food, fish, and papayas.
Cucumber: Don't worry, I'm on a diet for the sake of my pregnancy.
Editor Eddie: Good. Now as for you Pickles, You may've heard what's gonna be going on for Cucumber during missions amid her pregnancy, I am proud to say that, I'm giving you a promotion.
Pickles: A.. a.. promotion? Quit your damn lyin'!
Editor Eddie: I'm not lying, I would never EVER lie to my favourite staffs. I am promoting you to co-leader in photography as Cucumber is still the team lead. Vinegar is of course your, assistant.
Pickles: Eureka!! (Shakes Editor Eddie's hand)
Editor Eddie: I knew you'd all be happy for me. Training is tomorrow, So I need you two to train Mr. Hollingsworth tomorrow at 12 PM sharp. Understood?
Cucumber & Pickles: Yes Editor Eddie.
Editor Eddie: Good. See you then!

Cucumber, Pickles & Vinegar walk out the building with smiles on their faces and they jump in the car. Vinegar asks Cucumber this

Vinegar: So uhhh... Cucumber?
Cucumber: Yes?
Vinegar: Two things, One, you're gonna call us like spies durin' missions? Making you still be on the job and mission?
Cucumber: Yup. I'll still keep in touch with you guys during missions. I'll be somewhere quiet so I can sit around and do some work on this laptop.
Vinegar: Sweet! And two, Is it okay if I..
Cucumber: What?
Vinegar: (Puts his hand on Cucumber's tummy)
Cucumber: Of course! Wait until you feel a kick!
Vinegar: (Keeps his hand on Cucumber's belly until he feels a baby kicking in the womb) Oooooh! Good kick little one!
Cucumber: That means one of the twins is doing exercise!
Vinegar: What gender will they be? Boys? Girls? Unisex?
Cucumber: Well, I haven't gotten results from the doctor just yet. I'll let you know though. All I know is that there's one puppy and one kitty in the womb.
Vinegar: Nice! Mini Cucumber and Pickles!
Pickles: Heheheheh.

As the three drove to Vinegar's house to drop him off, they drive back to the complex and do their thing. Pickles starts by watching TV and Cucumber is on her laptop setting applications up that Editor Eddie gave for her current position for the sake of her pregnancy. After Cucumber got done setting things up, she checks her emails and came across an email from the doctor. She then clicks on the email to read it because she knows it's important. It was an email from Dr. Lion regarding the gender results of her babies. She read carefully so she can gather information wisely and after she was done reading it, The results of the genders are. The puppy is a boy and the kitty is a girl. Cucumber had never felt beamed. Cucumber then told Pickles the results.

Cucumber: Oh Pickles!
Pickles: Yeah babe?
Cucumber: I just got an email from Dr. Lion regarding the results of the babies' gender aand.. I'm having a boy AND a girl!
Pickle: Wowie! Which one is the boy and which one is the girl?
Cucumber: Well, The puppy is the boy and the kitty is the girl!
Pickles: Yes! Vin Vin was right! Mini Cucumber & Pickles! But.. do you have names for them?
Cucumber: I'm sure as hell not going to name them Cucumber Jr nor Pickles Jr. Too cliché. I was thinking of naming them the same letter.
Pickles: Aaaand what would they be?
Cucumber: Well, I was thinking of naming the boy "Cory" because he's a puppy and he looks like me, And for the girl well.. I dunno, anything that starts with a P?
Pickles: Lemme think.. Oh! I know! Patricia!
Cucumber: Patricia? Huh... I think that's.. a good name! Patricia it is! Let's not forget that!
Pickles: I'm lookin' forward to being a dad!
Cucumber: And I'm looking forward to being a mommy! I'm so happy!
Pickles: How you feelin'? (Puts his hand on her belly to see how the babies are doing)
Cucumber: So far I'm doing good. I can survive this pregnancy.
Pickles: (After he feels her belly, he then ends up putting his hand on her breasts)
Cucumber: Ahh.. Be careful, My nipples are a little sore.
Pickles: Is that so?
Cucumber: Yeah... That's one of the things during pregnancy, my nipples get large, my breasts get sore and grow, and finally, It leaks something called, colostrum.
Pickles: What?
Cucumber: Colostrum is first milk my body produces during pregnancy. It forms in my mammary glands which is also known as my breasts. It plays an important role in building the baby's immune system.
Pickles: I'm learning so much from you Cucumber!
Cucumber: You can say that again!
Pickles: I'm learning so much-
Vinegar: Well Cucumber. I oughta head back to my place. I'm looking forward to my first mission! (Hugs Cucumber gently)
Cucumber: Catch you later, Vin!
Vinegar: See ya, Cousin. (Shakes Pickles' hand)
Pickles: See ya at the training.
Vinegar: (Saying it to Cucumber's tummy) Keep growin' Coby and Puh uhhh.. shit.
Cucumber: Cory and Patricia. Thanks for telling them that. They'll grow just fine.
Vinegar: What good names you gave them. Love ya'll (Walks out the door)
Cucumber: I'm sure your cousin will do good.
Pickles: I hope so.


The next day comes, Cucumber & Pickles did their morning routine and Vinegar did his morning routine at his house. They wait until around 12 PM. Cucumber & Pickles hop in the Jeep and drive to Vinegar's house to pick him up for the training. Vinegar is ready to go as he put on his uniform and steps in the passenger seat of the Jeep. Off they go to the Daily Veggie. It's 11:59 AM and they were just in time. They walk into Editor Eddie's office with Editor Eddie waving them in and tells them to have a seat.

Editor Eddie: Have a seat, my brave trio.
Vinegar: Alrighty, How's the trainin' gon' work?
Editor Eddie: Well Vin, I'm sending you three to Greece.
Cucumber, Vinegar & Pickles: Greece???
Editor Eddie: Indeed! I need you two to train this man for photos. You even have your own camera, Mr. Hollingsworth. Either Cucumber or Pickles will instruct you on how to use it.
Vinegar: You serious man? I know how to use a damn camera!
Cucumber: Vin! Language! Not in front of Editor Eddie!
Vinegar: Sorry.
Editor Eddie: It's fine, It's fine. Even though I don't really say profanity but.. I just act cool and try not to get too mad about it. Anyways Vinegar, It's good you know how to work a camera.
Vinegar: Yeah. I do. What we takin' photos in Greece for?
Editor Eddie: Well, The photos of the Parthenon located in the capital city of Athens.
Vinegar: Hell I never heard of Parthenon nor know what it looks like.
Pickles: Not to worry, cousin. Me and Cucumber had been pretty much all over the world. We know lotsa things!
Cucumber: Just don't be afraid to ask questions, Vin Vin. If you have any questions, Use the walkie talkie. Kay?
Vinegar: Sure thing Cucumber.
Editor Eddie: Alright, Good luck you three!

Cucumber, Pickles and Vinegar board the plane to Greece. Funny enough, it's the same old lady Vinegar saw that sat next to him previously. The old lady was delighted to see Vinegar again.

Old Lady: Ah! Vinegar Hollingsworth! Nice to see you! What's with the outfit? You quit being a country singer?
Vinegar: Ummm.. I dunno. I'm on an assignment as a photographer.
Old Lady: Are you? Speaking of Photographers, I sure do know the travel photographers named Cucumber and Pickles.
Vinegar: Funny that you said that because, I'm joinin' their team!
Old Lady: Oh my goodness! You will be famous one day!
Vinegar: I kinda am... for country music.
Old Lady: I mean.. you'll be even more famous.
Vinegar: Of course. I'm lookin' forward to my first assignment on the job!

The plane lands in Athens, Greece. Cucumber finds a table and chair to sit at so she can pull out her laptop Editor Eddie gave her and make sure nothing bad happens to Pickles and Vinegar. She's unable to walk around and be a photographer like she used to in the 90s due to her pregnancy. Cucumber starts up her laptop, logs in and does work on it. In the middle of her working on the laptop, Two ladies see her and guess who it was? Colette and Alexi. They were happy to see Cucumber but was confused.

Alexi: Hallo Gurke! What are you doing? Giving up on photography?
Cucumber: No, Alexi. I'm still on the job.
Colette: Doing something else?
Cucumber: For now, yeah.
Alexi: Why?
Cucumber: Well, I didn't tell you ladies but.. uhhh..
Colette: What is it darling?
Cucumber: You'll get a hint. (Stands up with her pregnant belly visible clothed)
Colette: You gained weight?
Cucumber: Kinda, Take another guess, girls.
Alexi: You're.. having a baby?
Cucumber: Yes! I'm having 2 kids!
Colette: Mon dieu!! Congratulations!
Alexi: Ach Gott!! I'm so happy!!
Colette: I hope Cornichon is gonna be a good père.
Cucumber: Ohhh he will be a good daddy. I promise to be a good mama.
Alexi: Are you okay with us sitting with you whilst you're working?
Cucumber: Sure. Sit down. But try not to distract me too much.

Colette and Alexi sit at the table with Cucumber working on the laptop doing work stuff. Pickles and Vinegar are on the move looking for Parthenon for Pickles to train Vinegar.

Pickles: Alright, Vin. Our mission is to find Parthenon. I do know what it looks like.
Vinegar: What does it look like?
Pickles: It's a monument. You may or may not have seen it before. It has pillars and shit.
Vinegar: Gotcha.

On the way to the Parthenon, Pickles has bumped into a familiar enemy. And who was it? Brock Stones. It seemed he was somehow released from jail.

Brock: Hey! Watch where you're walking.. Penis!
Pickles: Brock Stones?! Or should I say.. Bitch Stoner! Why aren't you in jail where you belong?
Brock: I've been bailed out, shit squisher! Where the fuck is Cum?
Vinegar: What's it to ya?
Brock: Lemme guess, She quit.
Vinegar: Uhhhh yeah.
Brock: HAHAHAHA!! Good riddance to that skanky cockapoo!!
Pickles: She is not skanky, dipshit!! Now leave us alone god dammit!
Vinegar: Yeah! Fuck out of our way you furry, drunk, abusing piece of shit!!
Brock: God damn! Has mommy given you enough titty milk?? Probably not for the cowboy. Because his mommy's gone! She's dead!
Vinegar: Buh buh buh buh buh what?!?! How do you know about my mom?!
Brock: Lucky guess, Vagina!
Vinegar: That's not my name! It's Vinegar! Say it right!
Brock: Ummmm... Vagina!
Vinegar: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!! (Punches Brock in the nose)
Brock: Owwww you stinking hillbillies!
Pickles: NOBODY CALLS US HILLBILLIES, YOU FUCK ASS!!! (Kicks Brock in the dick)
Brock: Owwwww!!! I hope Cucumber wins the lottery and dies the next day!!
Pickles: Come on, Vin..
Vinegar: Okay cousin..

Vinegar and Pickles walk away from Brock whilst he's down on the ground after being kicked and hit in the nose. Vinegar and Pickles are feeling bummed because of what Brock said. Vinegar felt terrible after he had his mom insulted plus making fun of when she was dead. Pickles felt terrible as well when he heard death wishes about Cucumber. Pickles tried to say something to Vinegar but, Vinegar runs off crying.

Pickles: Vin! Wait! Where are you going?
Vinegar: (Runs away sobbing and finds Cucumber)
Pickles: God dammit.. This man ain't right.

Where Vinegar ran off to was back to Cucumber. Colette and Alexi was there. Cucumber heard footsteps and sniffling from Vinegar. She felt worried and wondered what's wrong.

Cucumber: Vin? What's the matter? Are you scared?
Vinegar: (Sniff) No. It's... that.. I don't ya to get mad but.. It's that bear..
Cucumber: Who? What's his name? Spill.
Vinegar: Brock.. He said he was bailed out..
Cucumber: Bailed out? Mother fucking son of a bitch piece of shit dick sucking cocksucker.. You know who bailed out that fucker?
Vinegar: No..
Cucumber: Listen, Brock is our enemy. He's just an asshole. Just don't listen to him.
Vinegar: I know he is. But.. he made fun of my mama..
Cucumber: (Gasp) He did not..
Vinegar: He did.. He laughed about my dead mama..
Cucumber: That's pretty fucked up.. Pepper didn't deserve this.
Vinegar: No she didn't.. (Sobbing)
Cucumber: Ohhh you poor thing.. Come here..
Vinegar: (Comes to Cucumber)
Cucumber: It's okay.. Brock is just trying to rile you up.. He doesn't know when to stop.
Vinegar: I miss my mama.. I wish she was still alive.. But.. fuck cancer..
Colette: Cucumber? You know this man?
Cucumber: Of course. He's new to the team. He apparently had his dead mom insulted.
Alexi: Oh nein.. Es tut mir Leid.. (Does a group hug to Vinegar and Colette joins)
Vinegar: Oh thank you ladies.. I love you Cucumber.. as a cousin in law.. I hope those babies would turn out good..
Cucumber: Me too..
Alexi: (Puts her hand on Cucumber's tummy to feel a kick) Wow! Your babies are up and running! They're so healthy!
Cucumber: Yeah.
Vinegar: And the babies are-
Cucumber: Ah ah ah! I'm not revealing the genders yet!
Vinegar: Sorry.

After The girls reassured Vinegar after his feelings were hurt. Vinegar went back to find his cousin Pickles. But Pickles wasn't in the same place he used to be the time when Vinegar ran off crying. Pickles was frustrated and tried to call Vinegar on the walkie talkie. But it was no use. Pickles stomped his foot on the ground in frustration and then a lady approached him. It was a black cat with green eyes.

????: Having a day?
Pickles: A day? I'm having a life, Missy.
????: Um, That's not my name, My name is Phantom.
Pickles: Phantom? That explains your look.
Phantom: It's not important. Why are you mad?
Pickles: Well, I tried to get my cousin back into the mission but, he wouldn't answer.
Phantom: Mission? Are you spies?
Pickles: No.
Phantom: FBI?
Pickles: Hell no.
Phantom: I'm out of guesses.
Pickles: We're photographers.
Phantom: Photographers? Ew.
Pickles: Ew?! What's wrong with being a photographer?? Too dangerous?
Phantom: Bye. (Walks off)
Pickles: (Mumbles and sighs) What a bitch.

Pickles continued sulking after he lost Vinegar until his walkie talkie went off. It was Cucumber speaking.

Cucumber: Pickles? Do you read me?
Pickles: Yes. I can't seem to find Vinegar.
Cucumber: He's here with me. He apparently ran to me crying.
Pickles: Of course. Tell him I'm at Acropolis Museum.
Cucumber: Vinegar, Pickles is at the Acropolis Museum if you are looking for him. Are you feeling better now?
Vinegar: Yeah, I'm okay. Tell him I'm on my way.
Cucumber: He's on his way to look for you Pickles.
Pickles: Alright, I'll be waiting. Over and out.
Cucumber: One more thing, Vin. Don't listen to anyone who disrespects your mom. Okay?
Vinegar: Alright.

Pickles stood there and waited for 2 minutes and along came Vinegar finding him again. Pickles was relieved to have Vinegar back in the mission.

Vinegar: I'm back cousin.
Pickles: You okay? You done feeling hurt?
Vinegar: I guess so. I'm ready for my trainin'
Pickles: That's what I like to hear. Let's find that Parthenon.

Vinegar & Pickles walk to where Parthenon is. They can see it. They walk to it and they were stopped by a Greek guard. He asked if they have tickets to Parthenon. Pickles told him that him and Vinegar are on a mission for photos of Parthenon. So Pickles pulled out his cellphone and showed the digital ticket via email for two. The guard pulled out a handheld barcode scanner to scan the tickets and they were good to go. They pass the entrance and Pickles begins to instruct Vinegar.

Pickles: Alright, I want you to take as many photos as possible.
Vinegar: Like how many?
Pickles: As many as to impress Editor Eddie. I want you to take multiple photos on each area in case one shot is blurry.
Vinegar: Aye Aye cousin! (Pulls out the camera and snaps a picture of the entrance of the Parthenon as needed. He then goes around the area and took as many photos as he could.)
Pickles: Did you get any good pics?
Vinegar: Here they are. (Turns the camera to photo gallery mode so Pickles can see them)
Pickles: Ah, Not bad. Good work. Editor Eddie's gonna be impressed.
Vinegar: Damn right he is!

Pickles was impressed with Vinegar's skills even on his first mission. He then pulls out his walkie talkie to tell Cucumber that Vinegar took good photos of the Parthenon. Cucumber was impressed about Vinegar's work on his first mission. Pickles tells Cucumber that him and Vinegar will be heading back to where Cucumber is. He then puts away the walkie talkie and off the two went to find where Cucumber is at. After Cucumber puts away the walkie talkie. Brock then of course finds Cucumber and starts to make fun of her.

Brock: Ah! It's Cum! I thought you quit!
Cucumber: Get lost, Brock.
Brock: Get lost, Brock.
Cucumber: Brock!
Brock: Brock!
Cucumber: Stop it!
Brock: Stop it!
Cucumber: Quit repeating what I say!
Brock: Quit repeating what I say!
Cucumber: Don't make me get up from the chair!
Brock: Ohh I'm scared.. fatty!
Cucumber: Fuck did you just fucking say to me?!
Brock: Fat bitch! Fat whore! Fat skank! Moooo! Moooo!
Cucumber: Say that again. I fucking dare you!
Brock: Fat slut! Moooo! Fat cow! Moooooo! Fat cockapoo!
Cucumber: Alright! You fucking asked for it! (Slams a chair at Brock on the head)
Brock: Owww!! Fat bitch!
Colette: Oy! Leave the lady alone!
Alexi: Be gone, Arschloch! (Punches Brock)
Colette: Oui! (Kicks Brock)
Brock: Fuck you! Fuck you all!
Cucumber: Well fuck you too Brock! I hope you get arrested again! I HOPE YOU GET RAPED EVERY NIGHT BY A BIG FAT DUDE!! YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND PICKLES AND NEVER MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE'S DEAD MOM DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! (Panting)
Colette: Mon dieu.. I never seen you that angry.
Cucumber: (Deep breath) I'm sorry you had to see that, Ladies.
Alexi: No worries. And look, It's Pickles and the other guy.
Cucumber: His name is Vinegar. But, at last.
Pickles: Alrighty sweetheart. Vin did a good job taking the pics.
Cucumber: Lemme see.
Vinegar: Will do!

Vinegar hands Cucumber his camera on gallery mode so Cucumber can views the photos taken of the Parthenon. Cucumber nods her head on how impressive the photos are. Cucumber pats Vinegar and Pickles on the shoulders.

Colette: Good job, sir! Your first day!
Pickles: Ohhh, Hi Colette and Alexi.
Colette: Bonjour Cornichon! It's the father I wanna see! Congratulations.
Pickles: You didn't tell the genders of the babies did you Vin?
Vinegar: Naw, They won't be revealed until a.. party?
Cucumber: Vin, You just gave me a good idea. I could throw a gender reveal party in the coming weeks!
Vinegar: I gave you a good idea? Wow!
Colette: How you been, Cornichon?
Pickles: I got promoted as Co Leader. So I'm basically the leader like Cucumber is. Cucumber is still lead but she has to work on her laptop for stuff.
Alexi: I'm so proud of you Pickles! (Comes close to Pickles with her cleavage showing)
Pickles: Uhh uhh.. Thanks Alexi.. heheheh..
Alexi: Something wrong?
Pickles: Can you pull your shirt up? You're uhhh.. cleavage is showing.. I get aroused easily but, I don't wanna get aroused during a mission.
Alexi: Oh, Es tut mir leid. (Pulls her shirt up to cover her cleavage) Anyways. I'm proud of all of you. Including you sir!
Vinegar: Thanks, sweet cheeks!
Alexi: Sweet cheeks? Ach..
Cucumber: He's just trying to be polite to you on how beautiful you are, Alexi.
Alexi: I know. Anyways, Take care!

After the photos were taken of Parthenon. Cucumber, Pickles & Vinegar board the plane back to Busytown so they can show the photos to Editor Eddie and discuss how the training went. After they landed back to Busytown, Cucumber, Pickles and Vinegar are driving to Daily Veggie to show the pictures to their boss. They knocked on the door and opened it.

Editor Eddie: Hey guys! How did the training go?
Vinegar: Good. I knew I'd like this job.
Pickles: Except for the fact that..
Editor Eddie: What? Don't tell me Vinegar did something wrong.
Pickles: He didn't. It turns out someone bailed out Brock Stones.
Editor Eddie: Great. Now that brown twerp strikes again. When will that hooligan face justice?
Cucumber: I ask the same. He even called me fat.
Editor Eddie: He did not..
Cucumber: Yeah. I'm not fat. I'm growing babies in my belly you know?
Pickles: And there's nothing wrong with being overweight. Monty's a big dude and he's a great guy.
Vinegar: Yeah, That elephant saved my life. He shot that steroids doggie!
Editor Eddie: Ah, That Mr. Howler. He got what's coming. Anyways, I want to see the photos.
Vinegar: Sure thing boss!

Vinegar connects the camera to a projector for a slideshow of all the photos of Parthenon. Editor Eddie was impressed until it came across a nude photo taken by Phantom. Editor Eddie, Cucumber, Pickles and Vinegar were all appalled seeing that there was a naked picture of a black cat lady. Editor Eddie was questioning Vinegar.

Editor Eddie: Vinegar Wally Hollingsworth! What on earth is this?!
Vinegar: I didn't take that photo!
Editor Eddie: Words cannot describe on how furious I am. You owe me an explanation!
Pickles: Allow me. I know that lady. That's Phantom. I barely encountered her and she says she doesn't like photographers. And she's trying to make me and Vin lose our jobs. I'm sure Vin dropped his bag with his camera in it causing Phantom to nab the camera and take a naked picture of herself. We never expected this to happen. It wasn't Vinegar's fault. It's only his first mission. Please forgive us Editor Eddie.
Editor Eddie: Well, You sure explained it all in a wise matter. Sorry about the Vinegar. Sorry I got mad at you. I forgive you all.
Vinegar: Whew! I thought I was gon lose my job on the first mission.
Editor Eddie: Not today. The photos of the Parthenon will go public. But not that naked picture. Do me a favour and delete that naked picture.
Vinegar: Right. Before I do, Can I connect this thing to your computer so you can get the files of the pictures of the Parthenon?
Editor Eddie: Sure, I'll even delete the naked picture for you. Make sure you have your bag with you at all times next time Vinegar.
Vinegar: Yes sir.

Editor Eddie gathers the files of the pictures of the Parthenon and drags them to a folder where he'll be keeping the photos where he will show to the public after he deleted the naked picture of Phantom. Editor Eddie dismisses the trio and they walk out feeling thanked.

Before Vinegar could step out the Jeep after they stopped at Vinegar's house, Vinegar hugs Cucumber again shedding tears. Cucumber hugged him back.

Cucumber: It's okay Vin. I know it's hard losing a parent. Pickles lost his father in 1979.
Vinegar: I was only a few months old when that happened. So I don't really remember it though.
Cucumber: Well, the thing is. I haven't seen my mother since I was 11.
Vinegar: Is she dead too?
Cucumber: I... don't know. She abruptly left and my father felt baffled. But hey, My father's a good guy. I love my mother.
Vinegar: At least you have Pickles and your cousin too.
Cucumber: Are you talking about Zucchini? That's my sister. But thanks. Anyways, Take care. (Kisses Vinegar in the forehead)
Vinegar: See ya later guys. (Walks into the house)

Next Chapter coming soon.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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The Adventures of Cucumber & Pickles: S4 EP1 Beach Please
The Adventures of Cucumber & Pickles: S4 E4 Eleanor: The New Editor
Pickles' cousin Vinegar is starting his job as a helper of the travel photographers. His first mission takes place in Athens, Greece. How well will it go for Vin?

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