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x3 It has story. As you kids know, because of my phobia, I built strict rules over what I eat, when I eat and how much I eat. It made me clinically underweight over the course of the years. I went to the doctors once to see if I could earn some kilograms and he told me that I had to eat stuff that could fat me up. Seriously, he literally, literally told me that, in my case, I am free to eat as much junk food I wish and that I should spend less time walking and more time sitting. Another doctor told me similar thing, saying that I had to eat stuff based on milk, such as ice cream, yogurt, cheese... *drool* Aham. And told me to do less walking and use the bus more (I walk long distances to go to the campus where I take my classes). I'm softening my rules as time passes by, since I'm getting more confident, and I at least know that, if I stop somewher to eat what people would call "unhealthy", I'm doing nothing wrong. Because, in my case, it seems, it's totally healthy. Ah, yes, I'm skinny and I love bellies, love chubbies with the strenght of one-thousand suns. Plato explains. You can only fall in love for things you don't have. Pretty much true. I wanna be pudgy and the first step to do it is admitting I'm skinny. Pretty much like regression. To regress, you must first admit you are old.x3 If I let Yure grow up, he would be a slob.
x3 It has story. As you kids know, because of my phobia, I built strict rules over what I eat, when
Alright. I'm picky about not eating the same thing two days in a row. It has to be a different flavor, even when I'm running low on groceries. Also, I have to have three meals a day, and always at the same times (also, going to sleep at the same time every night, or trying to). And all breakfasts are the same size as every other breakfast, every lunch the same size as every other lunch, every dinner the same size as every other dinner. All these rules, I've imposed on myself. I used to be underweight. I got heavier, but stayed scrawny, because my bones got denser.
Alright. I'm picky about not eating the same thing two days in a row. It has to be a different flavo
