Russel, the somewhat undersized dingo (in comparison with other dingoes) looked at his watch, impatiently sitting in the airport lobby. Excited that he was going to see his boss again, the dingo looked around to see if he had arrived yet. Sleazy, the tall slender wolf with a rather nasty attitude and a lewd sense of humor had a fancy for large cats of the striped variety. He was coming back from a vacation, or “perversion excursion” for the holidays.
“Boss!” The dingo yelled excitedly, seeing his boss walking towards him with his suitcase in hand. The wolf looked tired and wore a big disappointed frown.
“Hi Boss! How was your trip?” The dingo asked cautiously. Not saying a word the wolf threw his suitcase at the dingo who caught it, nearly being knocked over by its weight. The wolf didn’t take any notice and walked straight towards the exit doors.
“Boss?” The dingo called out, clumsily running after the wolf and trying to carry the large suitcase. He caught up where his boss stopped just before the road.
“Boss?” The dingo asked again, concerned.
“Not now dingo, I’m being pissed off.” He said holding the dingoes’ muzzle shut with his hand. He waved and hailed a cab. They both got in the back seat not saying a word. The yellow taxi pulled away from the airport towards the car dealership Sleazy owned.
“Russel, my trip was horrible. “ He said finally after a good five minutes of riding in the taxi in silence.
“Oh.” The dingo said feeling bad for him. “I’m sorry boss!”
“There were cats everywhere but all of them had goddamn pussies!” He said not particularly talking to anyone. “And they were all over me like pussies on a fish!!” He said shaking the dingo by his shoulders. “I didn’t go on a perversion excursion for pussy damnit!!”
The dingo, now dizzy from the shaking looked up at his boss.
“Maybe you went at the wrong time boss?” The dingo suggested politely.
“Maybe YOU should keep your muzzle shut before I fuck it shut!” He said looking down at the little dingo with a scowl.
The dingo couldn’t help but chuckle.
“That doesn’t even make sense boss,” He thought to himself. ”I’m so glad you’re home!” He said finally hugging his boss tightly with his tail wagging excitedly.
“Get off me Fag.” The wolf said with a snarky smile slapping the dingo on his rump.
“Never.” The dingo said with a content smile, resting his head on the wolf’s chest and snuggling close to him.
~Fin~
