Despite my above-average stature, I was still struggling to catch the football amidst all the opposing team's defenders on the football field. So to give myself a possible advantage, I looked for anything to increase my height. And while searching Amazon.com, I found a mysterious red potion called Draconic Growth that promised immediate results! I quickly ordered it with prime shipping, hoping it would arrive promptly!
As soon I received the package, I ran with it up to my bedroom, sat on my bed, and opened it up. It was a large flask full of bright red liquid. I picked it up and took a cautious sip, discovering it to be rather delectable! Before long I found I had downed almost the entire thing! It was delicious, but there seemed to be an oddly spicy aftertaste...
After consuming the rest, I placed the flask back atop the packaging. And true to its word, the potion's effects were immediate! I quickly found my stomach bloating, my jacket buttons barely hanging on, exposing my midriff, which was turning a pale yellow color for some reason??? I began to sweat nervously and touched my belly with my now-clawed hands, as my neck extended and horns grew out the top of my head! My poor Chuck Taylors were the first casualty, as dark claws burst out the fronts. Was this an unintended side effect of the growth potion? Hopefully I could reverse the effects before my next football game!
Alas, the changes continued and actually appeared to speed up! Two large wings burst from my back, shredding through my expensive varsity jacket, and my chest ballooned in size, popping open my jacket and ripping my jersey! My thighs thickened, tearing my sweatpants, and my feet destroyed what remained of my Chucks! My neck widened and a large muzzle pushed out from my face, and I gasped in shock as I realized this wasn't just a simple growth potion...it was a dragon transformation potion! And my bed was beginning to creak in protest under my every-increasing mass!
Creeeeeak! My bed collapsed under my weight, as I continued to grow, larger and larger, quickly filling the tiny bedroom with my new draconic body! My entire outfit was completely shredded at this point, the scraps barely hanging onto my body! Finally, amid the chaos, I accidentally bumped against the dresser, knocking it askew, as well as a shelf holding my collection of Squishables, sending them toppling to the floor! I could only stare nervously...my body showed no signs of slowing its growth, and there wasn't much room left to hold me!
I heard several loud cracks, as my head, horns, and wings slammed into the ceiling, with enough force to bust the drywall and send pieces of it down to the floor! My orca and dragon Squishables, having been knocked from their perch on the shelf above my bed, landed on my large, round dragon body. And as I sat on my now-ruined bed, I could only facepalm...well as best as a dragon can faceplam anyway... I had finally finished growing, but it was far too late! I was too large to fit out both windows and the door, and I was wedged in between the bed, ceiling, and walls! I wouldn't be going anyway for a while...unless I chose to bust my way out...and in that case I hoped my insurance would cover the repairs!
