==dateline: October 2010==
my mission to stop the streaming wars was getting thin on hope to succeed, i needed petitions signed fast, i just went to a restaurant in hope of find people likely to sign my petition, a Chinese restaurant to be more specific, but it was still not easy, as practically everybody there was uncomfortable with me trying to get petitions, and thus the manager was called, “what the heck seems to be the problem here mom???” he said, and dang did he try everything in his power to make me regret not being gay, because he was sooooo good looking,6’8 height, thin but pimple free, black haired, inhumanly straight teeth, perfect posture, eyes blue like the azure sky, his pp the size of a mini bazooka, you get the idea now reader, will ya? Anyways, I looked at him and asked: “HEY SIR, WANT TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD OF ENTERATEINMMENT FROM THE STREAMING WARS, THEN JUST SIGN MY PETITION!!” “PETITION??????!!!!!! Now hold up buddy, this is a Chinese food loving racist Karen only restaurant” I couldn’t belive it either, worst part is, thing only went downhill from there: “racist Karens????, how are they not insulting you for being Chinese” “I’m not Chinese, I’m a Russian” “Russian!!??, but you have the eyes of an Asian!!!” the shop owner started getting a little bit irritated: “listen here you little shit, I make the rules here, and they definitively-” “not say, no petition” I answered, big mistake, because it made him so mad, that he pointed a two dual hand shotguns at me: “get out or fucking die!!!!!!!!!!!!” so I tried running out, but all the Karens revealed themselves to be undercover female cops, half of them pregnant/extra sexy: “now hold up kiddo, we’re going to have to turn your ass in” for him, it was a very embarrassing defeat and lesson, especially considering it gave from 1% to 25% of the petitions we needed
