She's a Pretty Bitch. And She Knows it. Look at her, sitting on your Couch like its hers. She doesn't budge. Instead of trying to move her, why dont you pick up that Brush and Groom her. Keep her Pretty and Happy, and She'll win that Blue Ribbon and Keep you Rich. She doesn't ask for much.....
We all know the Chinese Crested is a tiny Toy Dog....but she aint no lil toy dog. She's quite tall and strong. There is a Rumor that she is Part Great Dane. How else do you explain her?.....
She is Pretty much if you Mix Georgette (Oliver and Company) with Peg (Lady and the Tramp) Vain, Narcissistic, Entitled...but Motherly and of course a Flirt. Enjoy --Crosspost--
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