A long weekend at a desert resort was exactly the vacation March needed. Going in the winter was cheap compared to the peak season, too, and the dragon didn’t mind a brief chill while walking to the heated pool. The dry air had another consequence, though: March received a static shock when he touched his hotel room’s door.
March’s pants tightened after the shock. Electricity made him grow; growing was his favorite way to unwind. His imagination went to work and the local tourism slogan fueled his fiery thoughts. “What happens here stays here, right?” He pushed through the door and quickly undressed.
Though the hotel swapped to LEDs, they hadn’t replaced the light fixtures. The Edison screw base was perfect for some fun; March unscrewed the bulb and slid his tail into the socket. Energy flowed from his tail through the rest of his body and powered a steady hum of growth. He could control the rate of growth by how hard he pressed against the source; with more pressure came better electrical contact and a faster increase in size.
March settled into the computer chair to bask in his growth. The seat was designed to handle a large human, not a dragon, and his increasing size and weight caused it to groan in protest. The hydraulics in the chair were overwhelmed by the mass, which caused the seat to gradually sink towards the floor. March knew he’d have to get up before he broke anything, but just a few more inches wouldn’t hurt…
*Knock knock knock* “Bellhop!”
The sudden noise startled March. His tail jammed tightly into the light fixture and hell broke loose.
The computer chair collapsed under the dragon’s exponentially-increasing weight; the armrests snapped free and slammed into opposing walls. March kicked the bed bench and sent it crashing through the room’s door, which revealed the rapidly unfolding chaos to the hotel staff. His growth only stopped when his tail outgrew the light fixture and split the socket apart, moments before his head broke through the fracturing ceiling.
The bellhop and March stared at each other for a long, awkward moment before the employee broke the silence. “Would you, uh, like a new room?” March sheepishly nodded his assent.
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Two hours later, March had settled into another room with a king sized bed. The sounds of hammers and masonry drills were annoying to most hotel guests, but to March they were a reminder of what he’d gotten away with. The room’s lights blinked out when the power was cut for an electrical inspection, though, and March figured he’d probably not get away with it again.
Clean Content: Aside from a dragon growing by questionable use of electricity, there’s nothing sexual here!
march-dragon grows by using electricity. He tried to misuse a light fixture during BLFC and… well, an old hotel isn’t going to have the electrical system or the structural integrity to handle that.
march-dragon grows by using electricity. He tried to misuse a light fixture during BLFC and… well, an old hotel isn’t going to have the electrical system or the structural integrity to handle that.
