What if...Wendell had a grandma? Well, we all have grandmas, but this one has tits, and is just a wholesome sweet granny who enjoys her grandson's company. Doesn't understand why like melons so much, nor why he needs whole ones. In his room. Alone. But it doesn't matter. She's just happy to provide.
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Slapped this shit together right before starting work this month, because why not.
