0:11 I'm on the kitchen counter in the middle of the night No drawer left unopen, I want something nice to bite The landline lights the walls up with a dim imposing light My shadow in the red glow, moving nimble, moving quiet
A hint of something caught my nose, a twinkle in my eye I close in on the chapel reaching high up to the sky Gleaming marble tower filled with every kind of snack Impressing all the squirrels with the bounty I bring back, but
0:35 I let my guard down So much food, I had it made I never counted on The painful price I paid
0:46 The fridge door, it slammed down on my tail, I Let loose a mournful possum wail, I Spilled juice all over the table, I Barely got away, barely got away
The fridge door, it made me rue the day I crawled The cheese sticks, they don't feel worth it after all I won't be, hanging off of the trees with my Tail this way, tail this way, no
1:09 Snuck inside the TallMart on a busy winter day Revel in the air duct melting all the snow away Scamper up and down the shelves for aisle after aisle Every kind of calorie to make it worth my while
The mammal instincts kick in and I give in to my greed I end up making off with more than double what I need I see the freezer glisten and I do a double take Chicken wings and fish sticks and a whole entire steak, wait
1:33 I let my guard down So much food, I had it made I never counted on The painful price I paid, no
1:43 The fridge door, it slammed down on my tail, I Let loose a mournful possum wail, I Spilled juice all over the shale, I Barely got away, barely got away
The fridge door, it made me rue the day I crawled The fish sticks, they don't feel worth it after all I won't be, hanging off of the trees with my Tail this way, tail this way, no
