Rip Runner - I'm Hot
Acmetropolis Park. Some girls are hiding beneath a tree.
Girl #1: OMG, he's beautiful!
Girl #2: I think i'm gonna faint...
Girl #3: Look at him! LOOKATHIM!
Girls: He's SOOOOO HOT!!
Rip Runner, resting in a bank, notice the girls observing him and laughing.
Rip: Oh-oh, here we go. *starts walking away, music starts*
Girl #1: He's hot, face the plot
I really can't help it
I love him so much
Girl #2: He's so stylish, you can see
Look these two deep green eyes and this cute little smirk
Girl #3: And this jacket and jeans, not to mention his crest
And when he gives a smile then everyone says
Girls: Oh My God! *fainting*
Rip: Am i that hot?
Rev and Duck*appearing of nowhere*: Hot, Hot
Hot diggity, Hot, Hot, Hot
Girl #1: You're the one i adore
Everytime you look serious to me
i want you even more
You should know
Girl #2: You're so pretty and special
Rip*talking in the first line, then singing*: Okay, just hold on!
You are saying i'm cool
But i am kinda shy
Girl #3: Oh, please, don't run away
and please don't say good-bye!
Rev and Duck: Face the plot!
Girl #1: Just face it, you're hot!
Rev and Duck: Hot, Hot
Hot diggity, Hot, Hot, Hot
Being hot's a thing you can't hide
If you look up the word in this book
There's your picture inside!
TV Guide
Rip*talking*: Has me on the cover?
Rev and Duck: Don't they just love ya?
Girl #1: For us, you're a star
Rev: Oh, it's not that far!
Just answer us one question here: do you face it or not?
Rip*singing*: I'll face it, i'm hot!
Rev and Duck: Hot, Hot
Hot diggity, Hot, Hot, Hot
Girl #1: You're so cute
Girl #2: You're so sweet
Girl #3: You're so innocent, neat
Girls: And so trusting
Rev and Duck: If you want our opinion this song is becoming disgusting
Girl #1: You're hot
Rev and Duck: So what!
Girl #2: You're never am vain
Rev: He's becoming a pain in the ..
Girl #3: But you're also real nice
And so talented, boy
Duck: For this stupid toy?
Girls: You're sweet and adoring
Rev and Duck: And also real boring
And that's why we're snoring a lot
The girls look back offended and Rip looks back, with an angry expression.
Rip: That's it! I've had enough of you guys bothering them! *grabs them by the gautlets and keeps pushing and pulling them*
I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged!
I have had it! *releases them, panting; Rev and Duck run away*
Girl #1: You're awfully cute when you're angry...
Rip: *surprised; looks at her shyly*: Um...You really think so?
Girls: A babba dabba dooba do wah!
*embracing the roadrunner*You're hot!
Rip: *chuckles* Well, what can i do if they like bad boys? *winks to the audience; last instrumental notes play*
