[Three frames: First is a screenshot of a Tumblr post: "Congratulations! You are the new sidekick to a DC or Marvel superhero. Spin the wheel to determine who your mentor is. (NO RE-SPINS) [...] Are you fucked?"]
[Sonic the Hedgehog, paws pressed together, stressed, blurry orange and green figure behind him.]
[Change focus to the figure behind him. Aquaman pontificates excitedly, because I've watched and re-watched Batman Brave and the Bold, so that's my Aquaman.]
