Another day, another disastrous experience for our dear Hellhound. After another annoying day of dealing with (being demeaned by) his fellow demons and a lecture from his ever so “grateful” boss, Shawn needed some time to himself. One fiery teleport later, and he was on some tropical island and ready to relax. Or he would’ve been, if he hadn’t been surprised by the random Frill Lizard that was right next to him.
Said lizard introduced himself as Larry and he apparently had just managed to find a good hiding spot. According to the recap Shawn was given, Larry had recently been caught and kept prisoner by a tribe of amorous big lipped birds whose species is known as The Smooch. Larry had already made a number of escape attempts, but kept getting caught and dragged back. Feeling a twinge of sympathy, Shawn agreed to help the guy.
Of course that plan was dashed as soon as they turned around. Yeah, turns out a giant plume of magic fire appearing out of nowhere is pretty hard NOT to notice. Before either guy could run, the two Smooches before them took them as prisoners of love. It’ll take a while to get away from all of the kissing and bed rocking, but we all know Shawn and his new friend will be fine in the end.
Shawn: “Hey, lemme go! I said lemme go, ya crazy bird bi-MMMPH!”
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