Micro babysitting can often be pretty harrowing. Everything is going good, playing games or watching shows with your charge. Generally well-behaved and then BANG-
They drop their pacifier, it bounces with slobber strings flinging off of it in heavy strands. A near miss of heavy plastic and silicone that comes to rest right by where you're sitting. Something clicks in the giant bab's brain as they look down and realize... you're about the same size.
And so the lizard receiving a faceful of tongue, powerless to prevent this cute cub from shoving him in where he belongs as a pacifier replacement, can only think of the compensation he'll need to ask for if he takes this job again... IF he happens to survive til the weekend's end. There are worse fates than being waterboarded on kid drool I suppose.. by very thin margins.
