How do YOU keep intruders at bay?

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To the Christian: The moral is that God blessed us with the knowledge of how to lock doors for our safety.

To the atheist: Books only cause 1 hit point against an intruder with 169 hit points.

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I was leaving to go for a walk, and these are the actual words exchanged between me and my mom. I, being the atheist, am not trusting the Bible to protect my preacher mother from an intruder. I WILL trust the very low chance of an intruder, the lower chance of them choosing the door with the broken latch, and a $10 lock on the good door.

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