Killua Zoldyck was a hunter. He was a fighter. He was trained from near birth to be an assassin. He could withstand poisons, torture, and all manner of disturbing rituals.
The one thing he couldn’t withstand was humiliation.
The exposed underoos and the bare bottom spankings he’d suffered at the hands of Arryn were numerous and the fact that Illumi only saw it as a cute means of teasing him further meant he didn’t really have a way of taking care of the issue unless he took care of it himself. After all, Gon just ended up another target the last time he tried to enlist his help.
“Gah!” Killua snarled, walking with his hands in his shorts pockets with his eyes closed. “It’s embarrassing that I would even NEED to call Gon for help. I mean, seriously? What is wrong with me?” He blushed just thinking about it.
He couldn’t help but think back to him dancing and crying in his teddy bear briefs while the yellow choco-robo boxers he wore to hide the embarrassing underoos he wore underneath were strewn over his head, leaking chocolate ice-cream thanks to the bully beater’s efforts. It just wasn’t fair!
“I’m better than this,” Killua said to himself, grumbling as he continued to walk. Where was he going? Who cares? He’d know when he got there. All he knew was that it needed to be a place where he could feel superior and strong again.
Killua stopped when he sensed something odd. The wind seemed to pick up around him yet the air remained calm. It almost felt as though something mystical was happening.
Killua looked up, hands still in his pockets, and winced. A bright light was shining overhead but it wasn’t the sun. If it were he’d have stopped trying to take a glance at it by now. No, this was a very strong, ethereal feeling aura that was pulsing down on him.
The area he was standing in was being cast in its bliss and the clothes he was wearing started to flutter along his person.
“GUGH! What the… hell…?!” Killua scrunched up his eyes, lightly shielding himself from the light and crouching down as he felt it grow brighter and then engulf him.
Seconds later, he was gone. The grass beneath his feet lay dormant of him and the area that had the mysterious light returned to its normal bliss.
— “GAAAAH! DAMMIT! IT STILL HUUUUURTS!” Boruto screamed. He’d been complaining for a while now. It was still amusing seeing his teary eyed butt in such distress.
He was making this walk with his friends Shikadai and Inojin. Behind them was his master, Sasuke Uchiha. His other name was, uh, the coolest dude in all of Konoha!
Yes, this village of ninja had plenty of awesome folks with cool powers in them but his master, luckily enough for him, was the best. It was rare that he was around at all but for him to be here traveling with him at the moment, as brief as it may be, felt like a privilege.
It’s just a shame it had to be under these circumstances.
Boruto wasn’t in the most dignified of positions. He was whining in pain, holding his butt, due to the fact that this very morning his alleged father had grounded and spanked him for painting the Hokage faces again. Well, that, and for just being all around irresponsible.
The fact that he was outside right now contradicted the grounding and that was on purpose. Shikadai and Inojin chuckled at Boruto’s misfortune here. Friends or not, funny was funny.
“You know,” Inojin said between snorts, “We really shouldn’t be here with you because of your punishment.”
Boruto grunts, eyes still closed due to the pain. “I don’t care.”
“Clearly,” Shikadai smiled.
“Not just that but I’m going to get revenge!” Boruto said, finally opening his eyes and puffing out a snort of determination. “I promise that I’m going to give him a worse spanking in return!”
Shikadai and Inojin get a quick flash of an oversized adult somehow managing to fit over Boruto’s lap for a spanking. A contortionist wouldn’t be able to make that look natural. They scrunched up their faces and started laughing.
“That would be funny!” Inojin admitted, teary eyed.
“If only something that ridiculous were physically possible,” Shikadai said, almost breathless.
“Art defies physics sometimes,” Boruto snickered and winked. “You just gotta be sure you know how to do it!”
He reached over into the backpack on his shoulder and fished out something unbelievable. He had a huge My Little Pony themed diaper in there! Both the boys were stunned to actually see it, wondering for a second if it was Boruto’s before stopping to realize that if it were there was no way in Hell he’d just show it to them like that.
“My dad is the real irresponsible and immature one. He should be the one getting grounded, not me.” Boruto said, eyeing them with a more intense, wicked grin.
“Yeah… I guess you’ve thought so for a long time…” Shikadai said, a bit stunned to be honest. “I don’t think so, I know so. You guys agree, right?’ Boruto asked.
“What a dumb question,” Shikadai said with a sigh. “Of course we do. He reeks of a submissive beta chump. It's kind of embarrassing how obvious it is to and I’m not even from the Inuzuka clan.”
“Yeah but he’s Hokage so what are you gonna do?” Inojin shrugged, hands behind his back.
Sasuke was still walking behind them, remaining quiet and looking ahead.
“I’ll tell you exactly what I want to do,” Boruto said, face serious as he kept walking with his gaze trained on them. “My big wish is to ground him and put him in a daycare! This diaper is my assurance. It’s super big so that it can fit on the fat butt of the biggest baby I know! The person wearing it doesn’t know that he is but that just makes it all the more appropriate. He’s too weak and dumb to realize that a diaper awaits him in his future.”
Both Shikadai and Inojin were a bit surprised to hear this.
“Isn’t that–?” Shikadai began. “A bit too extreme?”
“Yeah,” Inojin interjected. “Shouldn’t we put him in like the academy with us instead? Wouldn’t that be more fun too? Easy access to the dork, amiright?”
Boruto snorts. “Uh, may I remind you both that even the academy kids like us are more mature than my shitty dad?” He grumbles. “My dad is a baby man who wears underoos, unlike us who wear tighty whities.”
“Y-Yeah…” Inojin said with a smile and a light blush. He didn’t like being so open about it, clearly. Boruto’s confidence sure did make it seem more okay than he thought it was.
“J-Just don’t go broadcasting that to everyone, alright?” Shikadai winced. Tighty whities were more mature than underoos, sure, but they were a far cry from just normal boxers.
“Sure, yeah, I won’t tell–” Boruto grins and rolls his eyes to the left. He was blushing as well, a bit deeper than the others were. Despite his words and the fact that he managed to convince his friends, the truth was that a fluorescent pink waistband and Hello Kitty prints decorated the briefs he had on under his pants. He was an underoos guy too but… they really didn’t need to know that.
Best change the subject to something more comforting to think about, actually.
“Aww man, what do you guys think would be the best way to take him out?” Boruto asked.
“Baby bottle firing squad!” Inojin said, finger pointed up. “We get a group of hit man babies to cock their baby bottles of milk and spray him down so that he faints against the wall and slumps to the floor, all diapered up beforehand due to us sneaking into his room at night and putting it on him!”
Shikadai stared at him. “Okay so… the second half of that statement made sense. The first part–” “Nah,” Boruto said. “We can’t afford any hit men.”
“Also, what he said was insane,” Shikadai added.
“Besides, I want to do it ourselves. The point is to prove he’s a bigger baby than even the people at the academy. We all know it. We can all feel it in our bones!” Boruto clenched his fists. “It makes no sense to not act on it just because he’s Hokage. Who even cares? What does that even mean? It’s a dumb baby word for babies, that’s what.”
“Sarada wants to be Hokage, you know.” Shikadai said. “If she heard you say that Naruto wouldn’t be the only one sentenced to daycare.”
Boruto shivered. “A-Alright, fine, but you get my point! So we have to handle it ourselves. We ambush him! We beat him up! We–!”
“Strip him!” Inojin shouted, making grabby motions at the air.
“Strip him, yeah! Oh but we do it AFTER we give him a wedgie! No, like FIVE wedgies, all of them different kinds!”
“I wanna do the squeaky clean wedgie with you on him!” Inojin snickered, making the push and pull motion as they fantasized about it.
“Yeah, then the clothes come off and we toss his naked butt down on the floor! Then when he’s crying and begging for us to stop while flailing his arms and legs around like an actual toddler, we roll the diaper under his butt, tape it up, and–!” Boruto said.
“Fail miserably,” Shikadai said.
“What?” Boruto turned to him, looking radically offended. “Why would we fail?”
“His strength,” Shikadai said. “Submissive at heart he may be but if he punches us in the gut we’re still gonna fall over like a house of cards.”
Boruto winced. “M-My dad wouldn’t do that to me… would he?”
He actually wasn’t sure.
“W-Well, whatever. It doesn’t matter how powerful he is because we’ve–!” Boruto turned around and splayed his arms out at his master. “--got SASUKE!”
Sasuke blinked and finally, for the first time, seemed to acknowledge Boruto’s presence by taking a quick glance down at him. He then refocuses forward.
Boruto makes a squeeing noise, rubbing his legs together in a little hip swivel butt dance of excitement. He was just so cool!
Sasuke may have been ignoring the childish conversation up till now but he wasn’t able to brush it off anymore now that it was circling around to being about him.
“I admire him so much guys!” Boruto swooned, blushy faced and feeling as though a hologram of flowers were around him. “I want to be just like him. God, he’s so cool! He may even be the coolest in the whole world! No, he definitely is!”
Shikadai and Inojin giggle a bit at Boruto’s childish lust for his master’s aura. His affection for him was adorable. It was also rather embarrassing but they didn’t say that part. Perhaps they were just happy that Boruto had a positive role model in his life.
Yeah, sure, they didn’t really seem to understand the implications behind Sasuke’s past. The fugitive nature of his tenure with the village that saw him betraying said village and becoming an enemy to his friends and a good number of the other villages was lost on them.
Maybe that didn’t matter to them because he was a really cool adult now. The past was the past right? Yeah. That’s how that worked.
“He is pretty awesome though,” Shikadai admitted.
“Yeah,” Inojin agreed. “Imagine being able to just walk and come off as a really cool dude. Swagger like that isn’t learnt. You’re born with it.”
“Yeah and–!” Boruto began before he got a thought in his head. Perhaps he could just… take a peak? Boruto took a few steps back so that he was slightly behind Sasuke and to the left so that he could get a good look at the area between his flowing cape and his body.
With a scrunched up face that saw his lower lip poking out, Boruto took a quick peak at Sasuke’s backside. With a red face, he felt himself smile when he saw the hem of Sasuke’s boxers peeking out from his pants.
Boruto quickened the pace to catch back up to his buddies and whispered to them.
“He wears boxers,” Boruto said, snickering with excitement. “Gray ones!”
Inojin and Shikadai both gasp in unison.
“Yeah. He really is an adult. Not a baby like my underoos-clad dad,” Boruto kept chuckling. That decided it for him.
Boruto turned around and started to walk backwards, facing Sasuke, while waving his arms up and about to showcase his excitement.
“Master! I’m going to do something incredible!” Boruto said. They were mostly talking amongst themselves so he assumed Sasuke didn’t hear any of this. Luckily, he was right. Mostly because Sasuke didn’t really bother injecting his mind into childish wish fulfillment conversations.
But he didn’t stay Boruto’s hand when he was about to speak either.
“I’m going to defeat my dad, pamper him, humiliate him in front of the WHOLE village, and then become…!” Boruto trailed off. Did he want to become Hokage or just… the guy who was in charge? Was there a difference? Well, yeah. The guy who was in charge made the rules and therefore could ignore all the Hokage’s dumb duties. No way would anyone ever need to be Hokage ever again!
Boruto giggled harder and faster. He took the monstrously huge pamper from his backpack out again and began shaking it back and forth to further press his excitement.
His friends giggled along with him, swaying with each swish the diaper made. They all remained impressed by how huge that monster sized diaper was though.
Sasuke spoke up, “That thing’s pretty big.”
Even he was impressed. It got him to speak.
“So?” Boruto asked, hands clamped together and blinking several times. He was nervous but also happy as a clam. “What do you think of my plan?”
Sasuke paused. Then spoke quickly and efficiently. “I think it’s weird and dumb.”
Boruto flinched, a dumb smile on his face. Inojin and Shikadai laughed.
“But then again so is Naruto. So maybe it could work.”
— Killua heard all of that but wasn’t entirely sure what to make of it yet.
The white-haired boy was here. He didn’t know where here was but this was where his fat butt landed when the bright light that engulfed him carried him away. He was more than a little unnerved by the trip and the sudden arrival to this very far off looking land. He would never admit to anyone that he may have done a little dribble in his shorts over it. No one could prove that he did.
However, when the nerves settled down, he drank in his surroundings and figured out pretty quickly that this was a land of tradition and, perhaps, a different kind of assassin than what he was used to. Maybe he could discover what the anomaly that transported him to this land was and pick up a few pointers along the way.
He was walking along until he happened upon Boruto’s group. He stayed out of sight and listened in, wishing to pick up on anything of interest. A lot of terms he’d never heard of before were being thrown around. Well, maybe just one was. This “Hokage” seemed to be someone special. Or rather, it was supposed to be special as the head of the village but apparently whoever was in charge wasn’t super impressive.
Killua blushed a bit, grumbling at the mere idea of it getting revealed that he wore cartoon underoos under his boxers. No, that didn’t matter. He needed to keep up appearances. Now was the time to show himself.
“Hello,” Killua said, walking out with his hand raised. He strutted right in front of the traveling group, cutting them off from their path. “Can you fine gentlemen perhaps tell me where I am?”
This looked like a very odd scene. The three boys were stunned by this random kid showing up out of nowhere, dressed in clothes that didn’t seem to be standard for this place. The lack of familiarity wasn’t something to be ashamed of since he made it clear by his question that he wasn’t from here.
Wait, but if that’s true then how did he get in? Were those awful sensory ninja just being extra sloppy at their jobs? Ah, who were they kidding? Of course they were. They all sucked.
“Uhm, well–” Boruto began, fixing to try and assist but Sasuke put his hand in front of him. Boruto looked up to see the cold expression on his master’s face.
“No, Boruto,” Sasuke said. “Don’t tell him anything. Leave him be.”
“Leave him be?” Boruto asked.
“If he doesn’t know where he is then he likely isn’t here to be an immediate threat to the leaf but as an outsider he still is one. I don’t sense anything power-wise to worry about from this one so let him stew in his own muck until he gets caught and jailed by the guard.” Sasuke said, leering down at Killua.
Boruto, Shikadai, and Inojin blinked in unison. Then their eyes sparkled and they grew excited again. “Wow! He’s so cool!” Boruto exclaimed.
“What an epic takedown!” Inojin said.
“Hmph. Such style and grace,” Shikadai smirked.
Killua… scrunched up his face. Then he began belting out a fit of laughter that got the boys all turning to look at him. They stared in abject confusion as this white haired stranger started pointing and laughing at… Sasuke?!
“Oh man! Wow! What a lame thing to say!” Killua’s laughter turned into a mild hiccup but he got it under control. Boruto and his friends were wide-eyed with shock.
“Wh-What’s lame about it?” Boruto asked, feeling something rise up within him. Perhaps it was anger. “He just tried so hard to sound cool and be a big bad tough guy like me. It was so cute seeing him try!” Killua snickered, eyes closed and wiggling his hands about as if he was trying to shake off the happy tingles he got from witnessing Sasuke merely speak.
Sasuke’s eyes narrowed at him. It seemed that touched a nerve.
Boruto’s nerves were all touched. In fact, they might have all been set ablaze!
“HEY!” Boruto screamed suddenly, surprising the already shocked Inojin and Shikadai. “Just WHO do you think you are pal?!”
“My name is Killua Zoldyck,” Killua said calmly, hands in his shorts pockets.
“I didn’t ask you for your name!” Boruto snapped.
“Yes you did,” Killua looked off to the side with a cheeky grin.
“NO! I meant what kind of a person do you think you are–?!” Boruto clenched his fist at him, shaking it restlessly. “Compared to my master you’re the wimpy dork and he’s the cool, badass, tough guy. He’s the baddest and toughest there is so you’d better show some respect before you walk out of here with a wedgie so fierce you’ll stop growing! Don’t think I’m just gonna let you–!”
Sasuke put a hand on Boruto’s shoulder.
“Stop it,” Sasuke said firmly. “I’m afraid I can’t allow my student to defend me.”
“Oh? Well, at least you’re aware of that much. Would have been extra humiliating for you if that cheerleading fest went on for too long,” Killua commented.
“WHY YOU–?!” Boruto snarled, face going red, but calming down when he saw Sasuke step past him to approach Killua.
“He started this fight by being an intruder. I was being nice by allowing him to continue on until someone far weaker and less dangerous stopped him but it seems he wants this… so–” Sasuke slowly drew his sword.
Killua licked his lips and spread his fingers. Electricity sparked between them.
Sasuke waited. Then he lunged at Killua, swinging his sword down and sending out a flash of lightning! The boys all skidded back by the force of the collision. They all looked on with heavy anticipation, wanting to see Killua on the ground wetting his pants or pleading for mercy as the sword likely stopped before hitting him and rendered him senseless with fear!
No, instead, they witnessed a sight that had them all gasping.
Killua had clamped his palms against the blade and the sparks of electricity flying from it jutted out from both of them!
Sasuke stared down at the white-haired boy, his facial expression unchanging. Killua was grinning from ear to ear though.
He pushed Sasuke back by flexing his arms and then shot towards him, as fast as his lightning could carry him. Sasuke ran ahead too, moving just as fast.
They clashed and sent out a rapid amount of sparks and fire power that got the area they were in shrouded in burning electricity. The hair on the boys watching started to stand on end.
Still, Boruto raised his fist and cheered for Sasuke. No way was this random loser going to get away with coming out of nowhere and talking smack like that.
The two of them traded blows with Sasuke’s sword slashes missing every single strike they went for by a country mile. The tenth time this happened, Sasuke’s stoic face broke. He looked more frustrated now. Killua noticed this and egged him on by sticking out his tongue and making silly, cross-eyed faces at him. “This is gonna be YOU when I’m finished with this dumb fight!” he said.
Sasuke grunted in anger, finally. His demeanor had broken down and now he was out for blood. He increased the range of his attacks, sending bolts of lightning along the ground but Killua merely jumped to avoid them and, while Sasuke was trained on the ground, kicked the sword out of his hand.
It didn’t bother Sasuke though.
“Chidori!” Sasuke shouted and launched his signature attack forward. Killua grabbed Sasuke’s arm and twisted it over. Sasuke was caught off guard by this move and scrambled to make the flow of energy stop. Doing so made him unable to predict what Killua’s next move was though.
Killua flung his legs over Sasuke’s head and clamped them down on his throat. Sasuke gurgled as the airflow was cut off from him. He wiggled about and scrambled to grab at Killua’s legs.
Killua dangled down behind Sasuke and yanked hard on his cloak. It made Sasuke lurch and stumble back. He looked ridiculous. Killua was having a lot of fun pulling on it but eventually his sharp tugs made it come off.
That was okay though. He had the perfect access to Sasuke’s butt from here. He was upside down but was able to see the waistband sticking out of the back of Sasuke’s pants. It was free game.
Killua slurped a little and then reached in to grip Sasuke’s boxers tightly. He then yanked hard on them to pull them up.
“WEDGIEEEEE~!” Sasuke gurgled, drooling while his eyes crossed. The chokehold Killua was doing with his legs had made his face go a bit blue. He was flailing around like a weird puppet, looking stupid with his underwear being yanked on the way it was.
“Aww man. You know, a baby REALLY shouldn’t be wearing boxers…” Killua snickered. He looked over at Boruto and grinned wickedly at the face he was making.
Boruto, Inojin, and Shikadai were stunned to the point that their jaws were hanging open. Bugs could probably fly in there and they wouldn’t notice. They were frozen in disbelief. What they were witnessing wasn’t processing. If their brains could make noise it’d be the sound of internet dial-up failing to start. Killua laughed. He knew it. Their whole world was about to come crumbling down.
Still, he knew that Boruto had something that would seal the deal on that no problem. He’d better go and get it then.
Killua grunted and lunged downward. His hands landed on the ground and then with the force of his legs, he flung Sasuke off the ground and over so that his body landed smack dab onto his stomach! The impact was so strong that Sasuke’s body bounced back up.
Sasuke stood there, teetering a bit with his eyes rolling and tongue out. He was gasping for air in ragged, irregular breaths and the wedgie he received followed by his scream had only made his body even more pained. The airflow cut off circulation to his brain and the wedgie and scream he did simply made it worse. Combine that with the extreme pressure his body was under and…!
PsssssSSSSSSS~!
Sasuke’s pants started to shift in coloring a bit. They went darker in the front as pee cascaded down his legs and made his pants stick to them. A large wet patch was covering the entire front of his pants while he wobbled in his barely standing place.
Boruto and pals stared in shock, eyes widening even more as they saw Sasuke Uchiha wet his pants. Their eyes were probably larger than dinner plates.
Finally, Sasuke’s body stopped teetering. It fell back and he collapsed onto his back with his legs in the air momentarily before they flopped onto the dirt.
Killua got up and dusted his hands off before whistling and making his way over to Boruto. The stunned and second-hand embarrassment clouded blond boy did nothing as Killua reached into his backpack and yanked out the My Little Pony diaper he had on hand.
“Sorry. I’m borrowing this,” Killua said, strutting happily over to Sasuke and leering down at him with a wicked grin. “I win.”
Sasuke’s eyes rolled and he drooled a little, tongue sticking out his mouth. He was flat on the ground, spread-eagle, and at Killua’s mercy.
Killua had none to give. He stripped Sasuke of his pants, yanking them down in a shimmy to try and get them unstuck from his legs. He saw the wet boxers with skulls on them and rolled his eyes.
He yanked those down too and exposed Sasuke’s not very impressive wee-wee to the ogling boys.
Half naked and humiliated, Killua tossed the clothes behind him. He then lifted Sasuke’s bare naked legs, unfolded the diaper, and pushed it underneath Sasuke’s butt.
“Come a little closer boys. Watch your role model get put into diapers like the big diaper baby he truly is,” Killua turned to say, giggling a bit.
Boruto and his friends were still stunned and unable to speak but the image of what they were seeing slowly started to shift from being unbelievable… to hilarious.
I mean, what the hell was that?! Was this Sasuke?! No, even if it weren’t Sasuke, that’s still an adult getting diapered by a kid! DUDE!
Killua tapped the diaper up and patted his front. He then lifted up Sasuke’s upper half and started to puppet his arms, forcing him to make a stupid peace sign.
Sasuke groaned. He blinked a few times and shook, regaining composure of himself at the perfect time. Killua painfully bent Sasuke’s downward a bit and made him YELP!
“AAH!” Sasuke screamed like a small child.
“Say you’re a diaper baby!” Killua ordered.
“Go to HE-AAAAAH!” Sasuke screamed when Killua twisted him some more. “I’M A DIAPER… B-BABY!” “You were only pretending to be an adult!”
“I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE AN ADULT!”
“You’re not cool or tough or strong! You were just a toddler who was being a very bad boy wearing those big boy pants. Now you’ve gone and wet them! For shame!”
“I’M NOT COOL OR TOUGH OR STRONG! I’M A TODDLER! I WETTED MY PANTS! I NEED DIAPEES! I HUMP MY PILLOW AT NIGHT AND SUCK MY THUMB!” Sasuke screamed.
“...I didn’t tell him to say that last part,” Killua said, turning to the others and pointing down at Sasuke. Boruto, Inojin, and Shikadai couldn’t hold it anymore. They began laughing!
Killua grinned. “Oh, you think that’s funny. Wait till you seeeee this–!”
Killua’s fine art masterpiece came soon after.
It was Sasuke, in a hanging diaper wedgie on a nearby tree branch, with his soaked boxers on his head like a hat, and his uncomfortable wet pants shimmied back onto his body. His fat butt and poofy diaper were making the pants sag but that was great. It was exposing his butt, his diaper, and keeping the wet accident he had exposed.
Sasuke, for his part, had lost his mind. His eyes were crossed and his tongue was out as he drooled and sputtered out random baby babble.
“WAAAH! BWAGH! WHAH! GURGLAHAHAAH!!”
“I agree,” Killua said. “You ARE a huge loser baby. Shame on you for pretending to be an adult.”
He had put his own words into Sasuke’s mouth again but what did that matter? Sasuke could no longer speak for himself thanks to him.
Killua put his hand back in his pocket and was walking off with the cool cloak Sasuke had on and the sword that he had been attacked with. These were too good to keep with a baby. The sword was super dangerous too. We didn’t need this toddler getting hurt after all.
He was content. If he couldn’t get any information here then he’d leave until he found some or was satisfied turning the wannabe “cool guys” here into his playthings.
“TAKE ME WITH YOU!!”
“Hmm?” Killua turned and saw Boruto standing there, fists clenched but not in an aggressive way. They were facing up as though he were a determined puppy.
“P-Please, M-Mr. Killua?” Boruto said, eyes a bit wet, seemingly from mild fear. Killua took notice of the large basketball sized wet patch on Boruto’s pants. He was also shaking. He was admiring him but he clearly also feared him.
“... How about… you take ME with you,” Killua said, facing him. “Where are we?”
“K-Konohagakure… the Village Hidden in the Leaves. W-Well, we’re a BIT outside it right now but follow me and I can take you to the main hub!” Boruto said, pointing.
Killua nodded and followed along. Boruto was very brave to approach him like that. Inojin and Shikadai had a good laugh along with him but they were a bit hesitant. However, they watched the two of them walk by and found themselves following along when Boruto succeeded at getting Killua’s interest.
Now the four of them were walking in the Hidden Leaf Village proper.
“You know… I had such admiration for Mas–err… for Sasuke,” Boruto mused.
Killua sniffed. “You shouldn’t admire a guy like that.”
“I agree,” Boruto said simply. He then felt as though an even stronger opportunity had just fallen into his currently wet lap. “B-But you know-!”
Killua turned to look at him. Boruto shook a bit but kept going.
“My father is a big loser baby too and he bothers me ALL the time!” Boruto proclaimed. He then pointed at Inojin and Shikadai. “My friends think so too!”
Killua blinked and then looked back at his friends who all gulped. Killua smiled.
“Then we’ll make your father give the position of Hokage to you so you can get revenge,” Killua said. “No one should be forced to work under someone lamer and weaker than them. Especially if they’re a big loser baby pretending to be an adult.”
Boruto’s eyes widened and the sparkle in his pupils that he had for Sasuke, now shined on Killua!
— “So this father of yours is Naruto?” Killua asked, looking over the package of pampers they had found on a rack. He put it on the store’s counter and Boruto paid for them.
“Yeah. That’s his name. Our names are too similar. It’s a little embarrassing,” Boruto said. “I wanted to change my name to Bolt one time but I was told it sounded too much like a dog’s name.”
Killua laughed. “It kind of does but whatever. Pretty soon you’ll be able to claim that he took after you!” “Yeah!” Boruto cheered and wiggled his butt. His new master was SO COOL!
They made their way to the Hokage mansion soon after their brief shopping trip. Making their way in and heading up to his office was easy enough. There was very little in the way of impressive security here. Naruto’s reign was pretty lax. Embarrassingly so. Or maybe they just didn’t care because Boruto was here.
That was a mistake.
When they entered Naruto’s office, Naruto was furious.
“The sensory ninja informed me of Sasuke’s humiliating condition,” Naruto was standing there in front of his desk with his arms crossed. It seemed he was waiting for them to arrive and had been given information beforehand.
Good, that would take some time away from having to explain. Maybe.
“What is going on here?” Naruto asked. “Who is THIS? Why was Sasuke babbling like a baby and in that emasculating position? Also, why are you in wet pants son?”
Boruto blushed and covered his front with his hands. Killua laughed.
“He wet his pants out of admiration for yours truly.” Killua said, pointing at himself.
“And I ask again, who are you?” Naruto asked, leaning down to face him.
Killua scrunched up his face when Naruto bent down to face him. Ugh. This guy… he was NOT one to command respect. He was shrouded in submissive baby musk. It was INSULTING that this guy was in charge.
All of a sudden, Killua was just mad. How dare this toddler play at running a village! How irresponsible can you get?!
Killua activated an intense murderous aura and leered at Naruto in the eyes.
Naruto flinched.
“If you don’t apologize to me, Boruto, and his friends, only in your undies while handing over the position of Hokage to Boruto, you will be the next one to end up in a diaper.”
That was Killua’s threat. Despite how ridiculous it sounded, it made Naruto shiver.
Naruto didn’t know what was going on but like hell he was going to do all that.
“I… am going to punish you and this mysterious white-haired lunatic SO HARD!” Naruto said, screaming at Boruto. It was pathetic. He couldn’t even shout at Killua, the one who just threatened him. At least Sasuke had the balls to attack him.
Killua calmly strutted behind Naruto and reached down the back of his pants. Naruto freezes, eyes widening in terror and embarrassment before his frog themed baby underoos were yanked up into a monstrous wedgie that made him SCREAM!
“AIEEEEE!” Naruto shouted, eyes crossing. Killua raised his palm and then began to rapidly spank Naruto’s backside as well!
“AGEEEEEE-! SPANKIEEEEEEEE!” Naruto squirmed and danced in place. He wiggled his pathetic butt about as it sizzled.
“Apologize to Boruto! DO IT IN–!” SPANK! “YOUR-!” SPANK! “UNDIES!” SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!
“WHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAGH!” Naruto screamed, falling to his knees. “N-NOOOOOO!”
Killua angrily yanks out Sasuke’s sword and starts to spank him with the sheathed weapon. The long, thin strap and the leather padding of the sheath was too much for Naruto, who was now on the ground with his butt raised and wiggling as it was beaten down tremendously. He started to pee his pants!
“OKAY! OKAAAAAAAAAY!” Naruto screamed, scrambling and clawing at the ground in a manner that saw him shimmying out of his now soaked pants. He rolled about and stripped down to just his pathetic looking underoos and then bowed before his son.
“I’M SOWWWYYYY!” Naruto blubbered, tears falling and staining the floor. His pee soaked the carpet too. His face and crotch were wet all over in under five minutes. Insane.
Boruto’s eyes shined again. He was admiring the scene. He admired how quick and easy it was despite the fact that he’d already been convinced it would be as such. Actually seeing it come true before his very eyes was immaculate though. Why on Earth was he so crazy as to put all his eggs in Sasuke’s basket when he was considered his father’s equal?
Boruto stepped before Naruto, hands on his hips and leering down at him. Naruto looked up at him with a whimper, his eyes still wet.
“Okay daaaaaaad,” Boruto said, drawing the word out condescendingly. “You’re grounded. From now on you’ll be in daycare!”
“... Wh-What? N-No! NO! You can’t–!” Naruto gasped, momentarily regaining his desire to retort. However, Boruto reached down and yanked on Naruto’s ear. He shrieked and waved his arms about, feeling himself get dragged along the carpet before Boruto sat down and tossed him violently over his lap.
“No more talking back!” Boruto snapped. He raised his palm and began spanking Naruto’s butt relentlessly!
“AH! AAAAH! NOOOOOAAAAAAH!” Naruto screamed and flailed about. Boruto’s pants were still wet so it was even worse for him. When the second spanking was done, Boruto pushed his father off his lap and had him roll onto his back. Once down he was grabbed all over by the three other boys in the room and his clothes were pulled on until they started to tear.
“We should diaper him anyway,” Inojin smirked. “He was a bit too fussy back there. He’s earned it,” He smiled, waving about a spare My Little Pony diaper. He unfurled it and laid it on the ground for all to anticipate the butt that was going to sit on it and seal the fate of the loser baby before them.
The entire rest of his clothes came right off, finally. Naruto blushed and squirmed about, not even covering himself due to how out of control his brain was. When he finally went to go do it, Boruto yanked on his hair and dragged his butt over the unfolded diaper!
“B-BORUTO! STOOOOP!” Naruto begged, blubbering and whining as he was held down. His bottom was raised and the powder was sprinkled down.
He was diapered by them all and there was nothing he could do about it.
“Boruto is in charge now,” Shikadai said calmly, smiling lightly with his arms crossed. “Got it?”
“No more sissy babies at the top,” Inojin said, wagging his finger like a disappointed papa.
Naruto sat there, tears streaming down his face and snot dripping out his nose. This couldn’t be happening to him. His dream… how did it come to this? At the hands of his own son too?!
Boruto snorted, looking intimidating despite his still visible accident. “You’re too much of a baby to be sent back to the academy. There’s no hope for you. All we can do is hope daycare gets rid of that stupid rebellious streak of yours.”
“Yeah,” Killua said, leaning against the door. “Settle down and accept that you’re a big dumb baby and that you’ll never grow up. Things’ll be much easier that way.”
Naruto looked over at Killua, shaking with fear and confusion. Killua stuck his tongue out at him. He didn’t know who this boy was… but his arrival had just shifted the balance of the Hidden Leaf forever. — There wasn’t any learning in daycare. It was to be the best years of their lives. No singing the alphabet. No counting numbers. They played with the other boys and girls, ate snacks, and watched PBS kids shows when the adults or teenagers taking care of them were busy or tired.
It couldn’t have been a more cushy life. The babies and toddlers were all trying to enjoy themselves but the in-fighting between Sasuke and Naruto was throwing a wrench in that.
“No! It’s YOUR fault!” Sasuke whined, giving Naruto a noogie while sitting in his poofy diaper. “If you had just done your job and took care of the problem the instant that weird white-haired boy had shown up this wouldn’t have happened. You and your sensory ninja suck! I’m EEEP!”
He screeched when Naruto reached over and gave Sasuke a diaper wedgie at the angle he was at. “No, it’s YOUR fault! You met him first and you had the perfect opportunity to take him by surprise and defeat him! You didn’t because you’re WEEEEEE—!” Naruto’s eyes crossed when Sasuke pinched both his fists in-between Naruto’s ears.
“Your son helped him though! Maybe if you were a better dad he wouldn’t have pushed to usurp you!” Sasuke snapped, slapping Naruto’s butt.
“He admired you though!” Naruto grabbed a baby bottle and cracked it over Sasuke’s head, making him gurgle and his eyes cross. “What did YOU do to change things, huh?!”
The two of them began grappling and fighting with each other while the babies in the daycare surrounding them started to laugh and point at the two obvious losers.
Zooming out from the daycare, the new “Hokage” was Boruto Uzumaki. He was only using the term because he had to really but his method of leadership was significantly different from Naruto’s. It took a while for everyone to believe it and it’ll take even longer for them to get used to it but when you beat up your dad, put a diaper on him and his boyfriend, and lock him in a daycare what else are you supposed to do? Gaara became Kazekage when he was close to Boruto’s age. This was actually a really impressive boon for the village.
Not to mention, they had two impressive kids at the helm. That white-haired stranger, Killua, was treated like a king here. At the moment he wasn’t looking for a way back home. He had it made here and strutted around with Sasuke’s cloak and sword while Boruto followed him around everywhere like a puppy. He was Killua’s number 1 fan.
Killua grinned as he fixed his collar while walking to the daycare to tease the former pretend adults. “Hohoho. Merry Buttkickmas, baby!”
Today was going to be fun.
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