Oddly enough, the local bowling alley decided to stay open on Thanksgiving, and even ran a half-price promotion! So before traveling upstate for the annual family dinner, my brother and I decided to check it out. He was a pretty average bowler...but I was having a stroke of good luck! Three strikes in a row! That's a turk--wait...shit! I turned to look at my now-massive tail in shock! Hopefully my brother could wait a few more hours for his turkey dinner, instead of feasting on me!
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends! Drawn by the incomparable Edmol!
