This artifact is of unknown origin and is the same general size, thickness, and weight as a standard business card, fitting neatly into a wallet. Surface examination has confirmed it is made of cardstock paper, yet it is completely indestructible by any known means. It may be bent or folded, but cannot be torn, punctured, nor incinerated before its use. The artifact has "Carnal License" printed on its face in an eerie, glowing font. Below that it states:
The Holder of this card is entitled to one (1) consequence free (Civilly, Morally, Legally) Carnal Act of their choosing
The reverse side is blank, and there are no further instructions on its use. Due to the extreme difficulty in studying the artifact, the exact mechanism of how it functions is unknown. What is known is that the artifact can alter reality to almost any degree within the parameters of its purpose. If presented before or during the commission of any sexual act, whether consensual or not, the holder of the card is immune to all ramifications of that act. Any victims of the card's influence are unable to put up an effective resistance (meaning a weaker holder may easily overpower a stronger victim). Furthermore, during the commission of the act, no one and no thing can interfere with the holder's "entitled" act. A test conducted in a crowded market confirmed this, as not even police officers were able to intervene. In fact, all those present were observed to be unaware of the cries of the victim. Because of this, the artifact is commonly referred to as "The Rape Pass".
The artifact has a rather loose interpretation of what constitutes a single carnal act. A holder may perform oral, anal, vaginal, etc, in succession and all acts will fall under the artifact's concept of one (1). However, switching to a secondary victim will immediately end the protection. When the artifact deems it has fulfilled its stated purpose, it will evaporate with a puff of fire and smoke, and any further sexual acts by the former holder will have normal consequences. It is theorized that the artifact immediately reappears somewhere else. Most likely within the fold of a greeting card (unbeknownst to the giver).
Interestingly, since the artifact promises to be "consequence free," the victim is extended certain protections by the artifact. The victim cannot die no matter how violent the holder might get during the act. Diseases cannot be passed between the two, nor can pregnancy occur [citation needed]. Any injuries sustained during the act will immediately heal upon completion, and the victim will retain no memory of what has happened. Anyone near the act will also have no memory of it, and even a closed caption video will not show the act as it occurred. Only the holder will maintain their memory of the event. If by some means someone else were to discover what had happened, they would be physically unable to act upon it whether their intentions were for revenge, prosecution, or blackmail. The artifact's protection of the holder concerning that event extends for the remainder of their natural lives (possibly even beyond).
Special Containment Procedure: The Artifact has been in in possession by the Foundation on no less than [redacted] separate occasions. Most recently containment was attempted deep within Site-XX by sealing it in a lead box, subsequently burying said box in ten feet of concrete with sensors and cameras to affirm the artifact's presence. After 30 days sensors failed to verify its presence, so containment was opened by [redacted] and confirmed the breach. The current location of the artifact is unknown.
Yep. Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedure: The Artifact has been in in possession
