6th, June 2024
It is their last day of their vacation and they're about to see music play live on stage to sum up a wild vacation. They're about to see Crystal Honeyfero, a famous singer in their town known for having beautiful vocals blowing people's minds. It all starts with the 4 entering the ticket booth to enter the stage. There's a Dalmatian who works at the ticket booth named Mirabel Spotfitz. She was busy checking tickets with visitors but when the 4 were about to get their tickets, Mirabel halts them.
Mirabel: Hold it, Got your tickets?
Pickles: We don't need tickets, We're photographers!
Mirabel: Photographers? Ha! Really now? Who are you?
Cucumber: I'm Cucumber!
Pickles: And I'm her assistant, Pickles! And those two are my uhhh.. helpers.
Mirabel: I'm Mirabel Spotfitz, And I have the right to escort you.
Kevyn: Well that's no way to welcome visitors.
Zucchini: He's right! It's not very nice to just escort famous photographers!
Mirabel: *Chuckles* An African Cockapoo photographer, A redneck felid assistant, A wiseass swine, and uhhh.. traditional young canine. What a lovely crew!
Pickles: Listen lady! We were most devoted from Daily Veggie and we got so much praise from our boss, staff and fans! Either let us in, or so help me, I will twist your tits backwards!!
Mirabel: Well... I can let you in.. If you do me ONE favor.. You must take a photo of the big dipper and show it to me! Now go on! Flee! Out! Don't come back until you've taken a photo of the big dipper!!
The 4 run off to find a place to take a great picture of the upcoming big dipper in the sky. Lucky for them, it is night and there is a good sporting chance they'll watch for a big dipper. What they had to do first is looks for what stars connect with each other so that way it would form.
Cucumber: Really? That lady just sent us to do some stupid favor by taking a dumb photo of the big dipper?? Come on!
Kevyn: What a total bitch!
Pickles: All we need to do it look at the stars so that way we can find the corresponding lines.
Zucchini: It's like dot to dot!
Cucumber: You can say that again!
Zucchini: It's like-
Kevyn: Not really, sweet cake.
At the Daily Veggie, Brock did many attempts break into Editor Eddie's office with success because he forgot to lock the window. Brock then climbs inside the office and thinks about what he wants to do to get back at the photographers for what they did to him in Mexico and Japan.
Brock: Good god, Whoever that man is, he is such a fuckin' slob! With his papers and shit everywhere! Ah! That just gave me an idea!
Brock then starts to grab a red marker and starts writing on the wall saying "FUCK YOU EDITOR EDDIE!! FROM CUCUMBER AND PICKLES!" and he did his best not to laugh because it is late at night with tears shedding down snickering with laughter holding it in almost he leaves the office. After he left the Daily Veggie, He finally let it out by bursting into laughter.
Brock: TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! CUM AND PENIS ARE SOOOOOOO SCREWED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Back at what the 4 are doing, They are still trying to find the stars to make it look like the big dipper and Kevyn begin to whine.
Kevyn: I can't believe this shit! Not even an old pig like me can see the damn stars!
Zucchini: Relax, Kevy! I'll help you!
Kevyn: You really think so, Zuke?
Zucchini: Sure!
Zucchini starts to look for stars that connect to make it look like the big dipper and she is doing a dot to dot in her head and finally, She found it!
Zucchini: Guys! I found it! I found the big dipper!
Pickles: Don't fake us out, Zuke. I can't see a thing.
Zucchini: Just give me the camera, Pickle Boy!
Zucchini then takes Pickles' camera and she starts to shoot a photo of the big dipper and out comes a picture with a good photo of the big dipper.
Pickles: Let me see!
Cucumber: What's it look like sis?
Zucchini: Here. (Hands the picture of the big dipper to the 3 to look at)
Cucumber: Wooooow.. That looks crystal clear!
Pickles: I agree!
Kevyn: Now let's go show that picture to that bitch!
The 4 walk back to the ticket booth when Mirabel is with the picture in their hand ready to show Mirabel so they can get in.
Mirabel: You're back? Did you take that picture? Let me see it.
Zucchini hands Mirabel the picture shyly and Mirabel looks at it with a smirk on her face and she finally lets the 4 in to see the show.
Mirabel: Interesting. You 4 have fun.
Cucumber, Pickles, Kevyn & Zucchini: Yeah! Woo! Alright! Yahoo!
As the 4 enter where the crowd is at the stage, They figured where they should go to see the show. But they don't hear any music. They decide to ask someone where the stage is so they can see the show.
Cucumber: Excuse us, madam. Can you tell us where the stage is?
Security Lady: The show hasn't started yet but, Sure thing! Down the hall to the left!
Cucumber: Thank you!
The 4 then walk down the hall where the stage is and it turns out it is an outdoor stage. All the people in the crowd are waiting to see Crystal Honeyfero perform. They find a good spot so they can see an acceptable view to the stage. As soon as they get settled in their spot, A giraffe goes in front of them blocking the view from his long neck.
Zucchini: Hey! Move it! You're blocking the way!
Giraffe: Hold your tongue, you big baby! I got a show to see!
Zucchini: I am not a baby!! Go to another spot!
Giraffe: (He then flicks her head) Oh you fuckin' bitch! Can't tell me what to do!
Zucchini: (Shedding tears making a pouty expression)
Giraffe: Huh? What's that? You gonna cry? (Mocking) Ohhh! Mommy! I want mommy!!
Kevyn: Hey! You leave her alone you long necked bastard!
Giraffe: Who asked you? Dipshit.
Cucumber: My sister did! Now move your sorry ass before I take a photo of you and send it to Daily Veggie!
Giraffe: Hey, take it easy girl!
Cucumber then clenches her teeth at that giraffe making an "I will destroy you expression" until the giraffe runs off intimidated.
Giraffe: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! (Runs off)
Zucchini: Thank you sis!
Cucumber: Anything to protect my little Zuke.
Pickles: Hey! The show's starting!
Crystal Honeyfero walks to the stage with her band members to make the music and the crowd applaud and whistles and screeches; not just because of Crystal, Also because of a wildly insane guitar goat, Jimmy Jean known for making insane guitar shreds and licks in numerous ways.
Kevyn: Hey look! It's Jimmy Jean!
Cucumber: Oh my god! It's Jimmy!!
Pickles: Jimmy!!! Yeaah!!
Zucchini: I LOVE YOU JIMMY!!
Crystal Honeyfero: Hello everyone! How ya'll doing today?
The crowd cheers and gets excited and Crystal is ready to perform the song her and her members covered "Beat It" as made famous by the original artist. It starts off with Jimmy Jean
making a wild lick blowing the crowd's mind before the song starts and Crystal starts singing.
Zucchini: Woooooooo!!
Pickles: Awesome!!
The song starts playing and the crowd already starts to groove throughout the song and Zucchini is already having a blast listening to it by doing a little jig.
Kevyn: (Nodding his head to the beat)
Cucumber: This is great!
Pickles: I dunno what to say? How can this make Zuke even dance?
Cucumber: Easy! It makes me wanna!
Cucumber then starts to do a little dance and Pickles just stands there watching her dance while Zucchini still has fun dancing and Kevyn headbangs. Pickles felt too reluctant to dance.
Cucumber: Come on, Pickles! Wanna dance?
Pickles: I.. I dunno.
Cucumber: Pretty please with some cheese?
Pickles: Alright alright, Sugar babe. (Moves his arms back and forward to make it look like he's dancing)
Cucumber: That's it? You can do better than that!
Pickles: (He moves his arms back and forth a little more intense)
Cucumber: There ya go!!
Pickles then starts to get the hang of dancing and he starts to dancing with Cucumber together happily, Kevyn and Zucchini still enjoy the music and the song ends with Jimmy Jean's wild guitar outro with a big rock ending. After the show is, Zucchini wants to meet Jimmy Jean so Cucumber decides to take photos of Crystal and Jimmy Jean to show Editor Eddie after they get done with their vacation. The girls are gathered around Jimmy Jean but not much people are gathered to see Crystal with a disappointed look on her face.
Crystal: No one wants to take my photo. Jimmy gets all the attention.
Pickles: Did you say.. Photo? (Snaps a picture of Crystal)
Crystal: Yes! Finally! A fan took my picture! I am so blessed!
Cucumber: Smile! (Snaps a picture of Crystal as well)
Crystal: Oh thank you! You are the best fans!
Cucumber: We're not just fans, We're famous photographers! And we're also here to get a shot of Jimmy Jean!
Crystal: One second, lady. Jimmy! Can you come here real quick?
Jimmy Jean: Hang on, Crystal! I gotta sign those autographs from those ladies real fast!
As Jimmy Jean gets done signing the girls' autographs on various places like their shirts, books and even their body. The last one Jimmy Jean was on a girl's boobs, her bare tits. And the Jimmy walks over to Crystal to ask what she wants.
Jimmy Jean: What is it Crystal?
Crystal: You've got photographers.
Jimmy Jean: Hey, Wait a minute.. Aren't you.. Cucumber? The African Photographer.. And is that her lovely assistant.. Pickles?
Cucumber: Yes, Mr. Jean! That's us! That's my friend Kevyn and this is my sister Zucchini!
Jimmy Jean: What? No shit! I heard all about you two! Do you two get along and love each other?
Pickles: Yes we do!
Cucumber: And my sister is your biggest fan!
Jimmy Jean: What? No shit! Want an autograph young lady?
Zucchini: Yes! Sign my dress!
Jimmy Jean: Are you sure? You won't be able to see it after it gets washed. How about something else?
Cucumber: How about this picture of the big dipper we took?
Jimmy Jean: Hate to scribble over a nice photo of that starry creation but.. (Signs the photo of his signature and gives it to Zucchini and she starts to squeal happily)
Kevyn: Jesus, Zuke! You're excited!
Jimmy Jean: You got that one right, Kevyn! You a close friend of Cucumber and Pickles?
Kevyn: Well yeah!
Jimmy Jean: No... Shit! I really really like you all! I want a photo of you 4 together! Now!
Pickles: You got it, Jean!
Cucumber, Pickles, Kevyn & Zucchini stand together for a photo and Crystal decides to join them. Jimmy Jean gets his bPhone out and pulls up his camera up.
Jimmy Jean: Smile!
The 4 make a great smile with their teeth including Crystal and Jimmy snaps a picture and, that left Jimmy excited and that was a journey the 4 will never forget.
The next day as their vacation is over, Editor Eddie walks into his office and sees the writing on the wall saying "FUCK YOU EDITOR EDDIE!! FROM CUCUMBER AND PICKLES!" with a gasp in horror and an unpleased look on Editor Eddie's face almost about to emit steam from his nose. Cucumber & Pickles walks into the Daily Veggie and heard an yell from Editor Eddie leaving the two in shock.
Editor Eddie: CUCUMBER!! PICKLES!! MY OFFICE!! NOW!!
Pickles: Uh oh... Something must be terribly wrong.
Cucumber: (Gulp)
The two walk into Editor Eddie's office nervously and trying to act cool and friendly. Editor Eddie looks at them very stern tapping his foot on the floor crossing his arms.
Cucumber: Uhh.. H-H-Hi Editor Eddie! W-W-We're back from our vacation!
Pickles: Y-Y-Yeah! We took photos of th-
Editor Eddie: Save it! Now, You two explain this! (Points to the writing on the wall insulting Editor Eddie) You think this is funny you two?! HUH?!?!
Cucumber: We didn't do that!
Editor Eddie: Sit down! Pickles! That means you too!
Pickles: (Teeth chattering and he sits down with Cucumber)
Editor Eddie: I am very disappointed in you two! Why would something to insult me and think that if that's alright?!
Pickles: B-B-B-But we didn't do it we swear!
Editor Eddie: No?! Then who on earth did?!
Cucumber: I-I-I-I think someone broke into your office and vandalized the wall!
Editor Eddie: Oh?! Explain that post script! It says you two's name on it!!
Pickles: But.. But.. It's not our handwriting!
Editor Eddie: No? Well why don't you prove it?
Cucumber: Y-Y-Yes sir!
Cucumber starts by writing her name on a sheet of paper with her handwriting and Pickles does the same. Editor Eddie looks and compares it to the writing on the wall over and over again until he believed it wasn't Cucumber & Pickles' handwriting.
Editor Eddie: Y-You're right. Oh my word. I am so sorry I got mad at you two. I must've made a mistake. But, Can you tell me who it was?
Pickles: I think it was.. Brock.
Editor Eddie: Brock? Who's that?
Cucumber: He's a bear who loves to harass us two and make fun of us! He talks with a mean voice!
Editor Eddie: Mean voice? Wait a minute.. I heard a mean voice over the phone when that punk prank called me? Pranking me for a fake name and farting over the phone?
Pickles: Wait.. Yes! It is!
Editor Eddie: Ha! I got him! If you see him again, Please take a photo of that twerp!
Cucumber: Yes, Editor Eddie.
Editor Eddie: Again, I'm so sorry for getting mad at you.
Pickles: That's alright, Editor Eddie. I care about you.
Cucumber: Me too.
The End.
