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"- Oh...where am I..what happened?
- You are safe, at your home...the hearth is lit and everything will be fine...
- WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?
- Good evening ,my name is Danadriel Montresor and I came through your window.
- Please don't hurt me!...L-listen, the money is hidden in the left door of the cupboard...take everything just leave me and my babies alone ok!?
- Oh! I would never take the money from a hard working single mother, I only rob from the bourgeois...and from churches occasionally hahaha!
- S-so...why you are here?...please don't tell me you are some sort of maniac!
- Well some people called me a maniac in a few occasions but I consider their judgement exaggerated...I'm sound of mind, however I have to admit I came here to drink your blood....
- OH MY GOD YOU ARE A VAMPIRE......YOU ARE THE MOMMY MUNCHER AREN'T YOU!
- ...Technically yes...but I hate this nickname...its stupid and reductive.
- PLEASE DON'T RIP MY BABIES FROM MY WOMB WITH YOUR CLAWS I BEG YOU!
- WHAT!? no no no, listen, I dont do this shit, I never did this shit, this bullshit is part of a smear campaign against me, ok?
- Oh...ok that's a relief...but still, what you going to do with me!?
- Shhhh...don't worry my dear, I just like to play with my food a little before dinner...I want your company for a little, I'm feeling lonely and bored tonight...
- Ah...but I don't think you will like my blood Madam Montresor...I put garlic on every meal, even on my breakfast...my blood must taste like liquid garlic these days!
- Oh you silly little creature, vampires aren't allergic to garlic, thats a myth spread due the fact anti vampiric wards use ingredients with pungent smell like garlic and jasmin...I like the smell of garlic even, I hope you taste like garlic hehehehe...
- Oh...well but I came from a family of silver miners! my dad mined so many silver,some said he had silver in his veins! I bet it went in to my veins too!
- hahaha this one is new, points for the creativity! we ain't allergic to silver either!
- Hey but listen! some people said my mother was a werewolf! maybe I have werewolf blood, I can transform at any time, you should be careful!
- hahaha!!! that's a good one...listen darling, I can detect a werewolf from a mile away just by their stench, sadly you aint blessed by the beast blood!
- There is anything you are weak against!?
- Well sunlight, but it's 9pm...we can have a lot of fun before that...
- fuck...listen, I know your kin likes blood, but how about a cherry tea? I can make an amazing spicy tea with milk, I even have fresh baked cookies!
- Oh I would love to share a cup of tea and cookies with you...but sadly it would make me vomit violently, and I dont want to stain your lovely carpet, so I have to refuse.
- T-there is anything else you would want? I have a collection of relatively rare books!
- No...please relax, I can feel how tense you are...I told you everything will be fine.
- how can I be calm when you are about to kill me for my blood!?
- Oh no, I not going to kill you for blood, I came here just for a little sippy, you can keep the rest...
- Great?...but your mouth looks like a bear trap, I don't think I can survive a bite like that!
- haha don't worry, my saliva will close the wound soon as I'm done...you will feel a little sting then is its all pleasure for both of us...
- Alright...I think I can relax....do you go on this length of explanation with all of your victims? I mean its nice of you but sounds like a hassle to do every night...
- Nah, only with the cute ones like you, usually I just arrive quietly from their backs and bite.
- I think the world could be a better place if all vampires went politely for blood...you almost nailed it...minus the part you mesmerized me and tied my hands in my own house!
- Yeah...when I saw you on your book shop I was planning to seduce you and get your blood through more friendly means...but I'm kinda shy, I'm not good with words, I feel more comfortable by ambushing and kidnapping people so I have the control of the situation...
- Understandable...but no offense you look like a sex predator doing that.
- Yeah I think you're right...maybe I should go more out of my comfort zone and try new things...
- Yes, I know it may be challenging, but it may open new horizons for you!
- Deep down,I knew talking to you would be great...
- I'm glad for that!...are still going to drink my blood?
- yep!
- Fuck!"

I went a little silly for this one X3

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Published: 1 week, 5 days ago

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