HEATHER
Don't wanna be a suburban idiot
Don't want a meadow under the lawnmower
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
Petrified-by-a-squirrel suburbia
RJ & HEATHER
Welcome to a new kind of boredom
All across the human nation
Where there's never time to play
Where you gotta wear new fur tomorrow
You can't let a spot of dirt follow
For that's enough to argue
SPIKE
Well maybe I'm the vermin suburbia
QUILLO
Not a part of the HOA agenda
BUCKY
Now everybody polish your veranda
QUILLO
Then sit inside and watch The Biggest Loser
BUCKY, QUILLO & SPIKE
Welcome to a new kind of boredom
All across the human nation
Where there's never time to play
Where you gotta wear new fur tomorrow
You can't let a spot of dirt follow
For that's enough to argue
HEATHER & RJ
(((epic guitar solo)))
SPIKE
Don't want to be a suburban idiot
PENNY
(Language, Spike! Jeepers!)
QUILLO
One office controlled by the manager
BUCKY
You can only get paid to look busier
SPIKE
If you buy into idiot suburbia
PENNY
(You stop that!)
HEATHER & RJ
Welcome to a new kind of boredom
All across the human nation
Where there's never time to play
Where you gotta wear new fur tomorrow
You can't let a spot of dirt follow
For that's enough to argue
