0:10 (Yeah, I'm thinkin' you might be onto something there.)
0:20 So you think that you can stop me? With your baits and all your traps (Pssh!) But all your planning will accomplish Is breaking your own piggy bank
(((Heather kicks a piggy bank across the stage, making it smash open and leaving a trail of chocolate coins)))
0:34 There's no cage that can contain me Cause only one of us has bars (Teehee!) And if you throw that phone book at me I'll show you heaps of pretty stars
0:47 Yeah I've heard those humans talking Heard them say I'm such a pest But I take it all in stride, cause, like, That just means that I'm the best
1:00 (((instrumental riff)))
1:07 Yeah, there's enough room for the two of us So you just gotta pay your share So come on, hand over your Spuddies And your cupboards might be spared
1:21 And while you're at it, pass some chocolates A little soda would be nice Dude, I can play dead on your windscreen In case you're tempted to think twice
1:34 Think you'll dispose of me humanely? (((Heather does air quotes and rolls her eyes))) Then let me put it plainly You're gonna end up like the last guy Who thought that he could Verminate me
1:48 So you think that you can stop me? With your baits and all your traps But all your planning will accomplish Is breaking your own piggy bank
2:01 There's no cage that can contain me Cause only one of us has bars And if you throw that phone book at me I'll show you heaps of pretty stars Heaps of pretty stars
