Length 723 words
Contains: Diaper Messing
“Mmmmmph!“
PBLOOOORT!
When Poipole’s filling both diapers and pails
Mom’s always grabbing the diapers on sale
Saving up hundreds of dollars and cents
And certainly not at the kid’s expense!
Along with that plan being so flawless
Since his full diapers won’t empty wallets
For this cute little stinker, it’s so grand
That he’s got diapers of all kinds of brands!
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
And among those diapers he’s loved to try
Is the tried and true Pampers Baby Dry
This diaper’s the reliable real-deal
With its lack of leaks and its tapes of teal!
“Mmmph!”
PBLOORP!
Well…you’d say that if his issue was leaks
But instead it’s those loads that really reek!
“Mmmmmmmph!”
SPLOOOOOOORTCH!!!
Though, they do stop leaks if we’re talking about
Poipole’s big messes not causing blowouts!
waddle…waddle…waddle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
Making doo doo lots, he’s sure a doer
And a perfect kid for Pampers Cruisers
The diaper for this fella on his feet
And kids like him fond of Sesame Street!
“Mmmmmph!”
BRAAAAAAAP!…..SLUUUUUUUMP!
Oof…that diaper suits him well. Point proven
Cause Poipole’s sure doing lots of movin’
“Mmmmmmmmmph!”
PBLAAAAAARMPH!!!
Buddy, you should say sorry to Big Bird
‘Cause……oof…..Poipole…..my, that’s a really Big Turd.
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
Playtime’s over, now it’s time to relax
And for that, this diaper’s got the boy’s back
The kind so soft to all types of toddlers
The comfiest pair of Pampers Swaddlers
“Mmmph!”
SLUUMP!
Diaper sagging, as Poipole grunts and squirms
Boom boom brings boons of both the soft and firm
“Mmmmmmmmmph!”
PBLAAAAAAART!…SLUUUUUUUMP!
Poipole’s poopies may cause moods to damper
But not for the ones working at Pampers
While the toddler makes Swaddlers more dirty
And shows they’re both so soft and so sturdy!
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
Poipole loves all of those diapers for sure
Same goes for plain white pairs of Pampers Pure!
‘Cause plant based and patterned bums are top class
Even for toddlers whose types aren’t Grass!
“Mmmmmmph!”
PFFFFT!…BLOOORT!!…SLUMP!!!
Peeyew! He’s not Grass-type, but he sure knows
That soil is the key to making plants grow
“Mmmmmmmmph!”
SLUUUUUUUUMP!
Sheesh….when Poipole’s in pampers made of plants
There’s lots of fertilizer in his pants!
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
Pampers are great for this blorty buddy
And just as great are snug pairs of Huggies!
Designed plain white, function quintessential
Is the joy of Huggies Skin Essentials!
“Mmph!”
DUMP!
But, when this baby’s often going BLOOOORT!
His skin doesn’t need the extra support
“Mmmmmmmmph!”
SLUUUUUUUUUMP!
Oof….so much poop. Guess it’s fine his attire
Stops rashes caused by what’s in his diaper!
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
So many diapers for this little guy!
There’s Poipole rockin’ Huggies Snug and Dry!
Such a cute and crinkly caboose he touts
With their prints of Mickey and Minnie Mouse!
“Mmmph!”
PBLAAAAAART!
Oh…but now those animated icons
Are met with what’s in that diaper he dons
“Mmmmmmmmmmph!”
PBLOOOOOOOORMPH!
Yeesh, Poipole, looks like you’re giving Disney
By far the poopiest publicity!
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
There’s more who know Poipole’s often poopy
As shown by his Luvs with prints of Bluey
And no matter what’s to come from his end
Bluey and Bingo are still Poipole’s friends!
“Mmmmph!”
PBLOOOORP!
Of all the little kids watching that show
Poipole’s dropping the most loads from below
“Mmmmmmmph!”
PBLAAAAAAAAAARMPH!!!
No matter how much he’s gotta let out
No one’s putting Poipole in the doghouse
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
Speaking of dogs, Luvs sure is on a roll
Because they’ve got diapers with Paw Patrol!
There’s Skye and Marshall! There’s Rubble and Chase!
And…there’s Poipole squatting with a strained face
“Mmmmph…”
BLOOOORT!
Diapers donned by Poison-types pay their toll
And now Poipole’s mommy must be on patrol
“Mmmmmmmph!”
BLOOOOOOOOOORT!
I’m sure she wishes Paw Patrol was near
To change this little stinker over here!
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
There’s still more diapers for Poipole to show
Like these ones showing off the Luvs logo
He won’t know, but even if he could read
He’s too focused on doing the deed!
“Mmmmph!”
[/i]SLUUUUUUMP![/i]
Now his diaper that’s got a lot of words
Is gonna be dumped with a lot more turds
“Mmmmmmmph!”
PBLAAAAAAAARMPH!
Thanks to what he’s doing from down under
His diaper’s got both letters and numbers!
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
crinkle…crinkle…crinkle
To some, Poison-type is a parent’s curse
To Poipole, the type of diapers diverse
Pampers, Huggies, Luvs, pants of all patterns
All to be filled with his messy matter
“Mmmmmmmph!”
PFFFT!…BLOORT!…SLUMP!
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