Just minding my own business, relaxing at my computer desk, with my feet up against the baseboard, wearing my favorite shoes, a pair of black and red Asics I bought at Boscov's a few years ago. Asics always seemed to hold up well...would sure be a shame if something were to happen to this pair...but I'm sure they'll be just fine...
Suddenly, I heard a loud RIIIIIP! and the sound of cracking drywall! So I looked under the desk only to find large eagle talons had bursted right through my beloved Asics! Not only that, but they scratched up my chair pad and put several giant holes in the drywall! Oh well, I guess that's the price you pay for being a were-eagle and having awesome taloned feet!
