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Living Next Door
porcupine_song_story.mp3
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Census - Gay Version
Living Next Door
Bobby, It's Cold Outside
Hey guys, Bobby here.

A friend of mine showed me a this funny little video here titled The Platypus Song. And asked me to do a parody of it. Seemed like a harmless enough request, so I did it.

I was wrong... It was *not* harmless. The original song buried itself in my brain, and I don't think it will ever leave me. On top of that, the lyrics that Birch came up with make me crazy.

Birch... MadCat... I will never forgive the two of you.... Ever.

Request by MadCat75.
Song lyrics, instrumental track and voice of Dipper by
MaxDeGroot
MaxDeGroot


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Bobby: So, what do you think, Dipper? Think this will get me a good grade for my report on my family history?

Dipper: Bobby, I gotta ask... Isn't it hard being a porcupine?

Bobby: I can't be anything else.

Dipper: Well, that's not what I meant. I mean... you have those quills. That has to make getting dressed difficult for you.

Bobby: No. Not really.

Dipper: And what about your teeth? Do you really have to constantly chew on stuff to keep them from growing too long?

Bobby: Explains all the corn on the cob I ate during Thanksgiving, doesn't it?

Dipper: I've never seen you climb any trees either?

Bobby: Just because you don't see it doesn't mean I don't do it.

Dipper: Hang on a second. Your report said you're a nocturnal creature. You never stay up late. Most days you fall asleep before I do.

Bobby: Being a porcupine has its' ups and downs, Dipper, but, overall, I like who I am. I like being a porcupine.


Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

Dipper: You're a what?

Bobby: I'm a quill-bearing puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

Dipper: Oh, a quill-bearing...

Bobby: I'm a tree climbing puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

Dipper: Oh, I see..

Bobby: I'm a quill-bearing, tree-climbing,
corn-eating, solitary,
cave-dwelling, tooth-clicking
warm-blooded, thorn-butt
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

Dipper: Got it, you're a porcupine

Bobby: I'm a long-toothed puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

I'm a nocturnal puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

Dipper: I see. You are... Ha

Bobby: I'm a long-toothed, nocturnal
corn-eating, solitary,
Cave-dwelling, quill-bearing,
tree-climbing, thorn-butt,
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

Dipper: So, you're a porcupine, got it, okay

Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

Dipper: *sigh*

Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine

I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine


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Type: Music - Single Track
Published: 12 years ago
Rating: General

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Cormenthor
12 years ago
OMG bobby, how the hell did you do this without cracking up every 10 seconds?
BobbyThornbody
12 years ago
Did you look at the original video? That's what spawned it.... And to answer your question I didn't. I cracked up many times when I did it, and redid the song multiple times because I kept finding things wrong with it the way I sang it.
Cormenthor
12 years ago
yep, went and looked at the video first, then listened to the song. All the more reason I wondered if you cracked up doing it or not,
yaegashi
12 years ago
I love Dipper's "Long suffering sigh" once he realizes it just won't end.
furloverguy84
12 years ago
This was a puh puh puh puh puh puh puh puh perfect parody song! ;)
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