[Verse]
Feeling something moving quick
Belly's twisting getting sick
Gotta find a spot so slick
Toilet oh mighty do the trick

[Verse 2]
Running fast through the hallway
It's an emergency today
Hope this isn't my doomsday
Oh toilet please don't delay

[Chorus]
Diarrhea alleluia
Save me now oh hallelujah
Toilet's my only savior
From this messy behavior

[Verse 3]
Was it the spicy food I ate
Or bad milk I had too late
Now I'm praying for clean slate
Hoping relief determines fate

[Verse 4]
Hear those pipes begin to churn
Oh the lesson we all learn
When your stomach starts to burn
Toilet oh mighty it's your turn

[Chorus]
Diarrhea alleluia
Save me now oh hallelujah
Toilet's my only savior
From this messy behavior