I've been meaning to get a snakesona pic done for quite a while, so here we go. Of the native British snake species (there are only three!) I have the softest spot for the Grass Snake (Natrix Helvetica). My arms are actually removable prosthetic/cybernetic ones, so I can go full noodle when convenient, though I prefer to wear some clothing while I have them on: partly for fun, but also due to being a little self-conscious about people seeing my bare techno gubbins.
Rest assured that grass snakes aren't venomous, nor are they constrictors. How do they nab their meals, you might ask? I'll sssshow you, jussst join me for sssome tea and look deeply into my eyesss ...
