Just bought a new bald eagle plush, and boy is he cute! Excellent for snuggling, too! I think I'll take him to bed tonight. Nothing strange'll happen, I'm sure...
Wh-what the hell?!? My hands! They're turning into eagle talons! I'm going blind! And my brand new pajamas are ripping already! Is this all because of the plush?
*Squawk!* What are these ripping through the back of my pajamas? Plush eagle wings?!? And there go my pajama buttons...to reveal a plump plush eagle chest! Looks like my nightcap ain't fitting anymore either...
...and finally, here I stand, a giant anthropomorphic bald eagle plush, with large wings, buttons for eyes, and the remains of my pajamas clinging to my plush body! I sure hope someone comes along soon and gives me lots of love and cuddles!