I've decided I quite fancy being a sheep henceforth. Good and stout and huggably soft. Nifty as cloven hooves are, I'm sporting camelid-inspired feets with soft undersides to enjoy.
If I was a sheep in real life I'd totally be into getting my body painted in all sorts of curious colours and designs, so it'll be always different from picture to picture. I doubt I'd be able to say no to a Smeargle, or any other doodler who fancies a go, even on the parts you can't see this time around ;3
I'm rockin' a bit of a dad bod, but naturally my body proportions can vary depending on how wooly I am.