This episode begins on an island far away. It is run by some evil teddy bear soldiers called Tediz.
The scene shifts to a female weasel scientist. She has a robotic eye, a robotic left leg and a robotic right arm. All other parts are real. She also has red hair. Her name is Elsa Von Kriplespac, daughter of Professor Von Kriplespac, formerly known as the Weasel King, which would make Elsa a princess.
Elsa: (watching a death counter working in her lab, she smiles sinisterly, she chuckles wickedly) Vat a haul! (starts singing)
Whoooooaaaaa
In case you ain't heard, my name is Von Kriplespac
I'm an evil voman, vill stab you in ze back
They call me Tedi Princess, Miss Von K, the big B
I'm ze queen of zis island, ja, it's great to be me
(plays a piano)
Ho-dilly-ho-dilly-do-dilly-do
Tediz: (singing): Ho-dilly-ho-dilly-do-dilly-do
Elsa: Hee-dilly-hee-dilly-hee-dilly-hee
Suffering victims: Hee-dilly-hee-dilly-hee-dilly-hee
Elsa: (continues singing) I'm a real naughty girl, I'm sure you'll agree
I get my kicks, playing tricks on ze locals
Zey're easy marks, zey're real dumb yokels
But now, folks, listen closely, it's time I make a confession
Torturing helpless folks is my greatest obsession!
(laughs maniacally, then she dances, dressed as a Moulin Rouge dancer)
Tedi: Hey, boss! Boss? Hey, boss!
(the music stops)
Elsa: (shouts) VAT?! I vas singing!
Tedi: Umm...the death counter stopped.
Elsa: (pounds her fist on the death counter, trying to get it to work again, then she looks through some binoculars)
The island is bare and quiet
Elsa: Oh, wunderbar, und just ven it vas getting fun...Looks like I'll have to have my fun elsevhere. (grabs her smartphone, starts looking up places) Hmmm...too peaceful....too magical...hmm...aha! ToonTown! Zat place must be full of chaos! Vell zen, time to pack my bags. (dashes off-screen, then returns back with a pair of suitcases) I'm off to ToonTown!
Tedi Soldier: Hey! What about us?
Elsa: Oh, I'll be back soon. Don't vait up. (about to leave)
Male voice: Und ver do you zink you are going?
Elsa: Oh! I'm just off to cause some havoc, Daddy.
Ze Professor: So, you finally vant to leave ze nest.
Elsa: Vell, ja!
Ze Professor: Zen....I vish you luck.
Elsa: You mean it?
Ze Professor: Ja. You're not a child anymore. Just make sure you write to me, understand?
Elsa: Ja, ja, Daddy. I understand.
Ze Professor: Now get out of here before you miss your big chance!
Elsa: (happy) OK! Auf Wiedersehen! (dashes out of the lab and onto a boat that leaves the island)
Ze Professor: (sighs) My little kleine is all grown up und now, she's starting her own evil life. (sniffles as a tear falls out of his right eye) I'm so proud of her...
End of part 1
