Vodka.
It just had to be Vodka he drank. 'Un-fucking-believable,' Shadow thought, dragging the now inebriated blue out of the kitchen.
“H-hey, where're--hic--we goin'?" Sonic slurred.
“Into the living room," Shadow replied, mumbling something along the lines of “drunk bastard" under his breath.
Everyone else was still partying and talking, completely oblivious to Shadow and the little “problem" he had on his hands. He thought about just leaving Sonic there, but then thought about the “horrible torture" Amy would put him through. The streaked hedgehog argued with himself for awhile when Sonic hiccupped again, giggling.
“The fuck's so funny, Faker?" Shadow asked, raising an eyebrow. Another hiccup.
“I d-dunno...~" the intoxicated blue snickered, then abruptly stopped as he felt as if he was about to gag.
“S-shit..." Sonic rasped, speeding to the nearest bathroom. Shadow, feeling dumbfounded, slowly followed behind.
After a few minutes of vomiting or so it seemed, Sonic sat back and breathed softly. He coughed and looked up drowsily to see his rival standing in the doorway.
“Heeeey...~" the blue one giggled. His counterpart rolled his ruby eyes.
“Ugh, even I wish you were sober right now..." Shadow mumbled, then helped the drunkard off the floor. He grabbed a towel and cleaned off his counterpart's face.
“There," he said, stiffening up as an arm snaked around his back. Sonic then nuzzled into his chest, purring.
“H-hey, what the hell are you doing--" the ebony one's sentence was cut short by a gloved finger to his lips.
“F-follow--hic--me...I wa-wanna show you something, Shadz..." Shadow sighed.
'If it's his bedroom,' he thought, 'I'm gonna kill him...' He yelped as he was pulled upstairs away from all the partygoers.
Sonic kicked open his bedroom door to find a startled Knuckles and Rouge sucking face.
“Hey, ya bastards--hic--get the fuck outta my room!" Sonic bellowed, jerking a thumb behind him. The couple ran off and downstairs as the blue hedgehog staggered in and sat down.
“Dammit..." Shadow groaned. He blushed heavily as he saw his counterpart lie on the bed in a sultry position.
“Hic--c'mere, sexy...~" Sonic slurred. Shadow just stood in the doorway for a minute before walking to the bed, closing the door behind him.