This is a work in progress
Contains: Diaper Messing
The moment May flowers began to blossom, youngsters stifled by April showers explored the outdoors so awesome, and so the sun smiled at crowds beyond the clouds! Why, it wouldn’t boggle the mind if those playful Pokémon were perchance more populated than the plants and clouds combined! Jumping forward to June, when school wouldn’t be starting anytime soon, so too did big kids begin enjoying the boons of backyards and beyond, all while the sun was far more fond of shining its rays for days!
Now, come July, and…….everyone’s staying inside……but why? What’s got the girls and boys on summer break taking breaks from backyards? What’s got them leaving so lonesome the sun always so happy to see its children frolic and have fun? Well….its warmth and affection aside, many would rather not risk getting fried, because….oh geez….it’s a scorcher out here! It’s so hot that an Ice-type would melt at a moment’s notice! It’s so hot that Water-types will evaporate at this rate! It’s so hot that even Fire-types fear they’ll overheat!
Waddle…waddle…waddle
Crinkle….crinkle….crinkle
However, while tykes touting those elements will be told to stay inside, stepping out the back door is a certain someone not the slightest out of their element, a baby girl believing the sun is bliss, although she’s still yet to know photosynthesis.
“Hehehehe!”
That’s right! It’s Celia! It may be the hottest month of the year, but the diaper-clad kid unacquainted with calendars doesn’t care, ‘cause luminous rays are all the reason she needs to play, and even the sun needs someone to brighten up their day.
Waddle….waddle….waddle
Crinkle….crinkle…..crinkle
There she goes, back to the backyard once again, boasting a smile bright like her beautifully blazing bestie above. As much as the sun knows it shouldn’t play favorites, loving how she’ll even wave hello during a heat wave, it can’t help but shine the light on Celia while radiance caresses every crevice of her grass green skin, nourishing her botanical body the way nature knows best.
Waddle………waddle…………………..
But, before that perennial pursuit of play can take place, the Celebi realizes there’s another ritual she must respect, her feet now firmly planted into the grassy ground as she aligns herself with nature the way babies know best.
“…….Mmmmmmph”
Showing the sun isn’t her sole source of sustenance, squatting tots swiftly shed more light on what she’s set to do, for even the girl oblivious to basic manners knows it’s rather rude not to answer nature’s call.
DUMP!
Smelly. Stinky. “Ewwwww!”. “Peeyew!.” Such language and loads more so perfectly describe what she’s pushing into her pampers, so soundly summarize the several solid sentiments surrounding Celia’s drooping diaper. But, no matter the number of noxious descriptors for her deeds, no natural entity takes issue with the little kid letting nature take its course, and most certainly not the celestial body thanking their stars the Celebi’s come to see them in spite of summer’s scorch.
“Mmmmmph…..”
If anything, when such kids can’t orchestrate elegant odes on nature’s excellence, much less string simple sentences on the subject, poopies are by far the most poignant way Celia can praise the sun.
DUMP!
Making another messy mound, the Grass-type girl shows she’s grateful for that glowing glory giving fibrous foods from the ground the grand honor of gracing her chair of highest heights with delectable delights.
“Mmmmmmmmph!”
BRAAAAAAAAAAP!
Poo poo and praises don’t stop there, for soiling signals sound out more fanfare while the Celebi’s strained grunts shout out the soil bathed by radiant rays, thanking them for days never devoid of the fruits and veggies she enjoys.
SLUUUUUUUUMP!
And now, Celia’s most sizable stinky makes defined her highest praise of sunshine. Her diaper sagging so low now illuminates the most precious and priceless blessing the sun can bestow…….life. Prominent protrusions may bring other potent emotions to mind, but what can’t be denied is that Celia wears with pride is a diaper full of…….love, love for the life of a happy and healthy girl she’s been given by the most sublime sphere in the galaxy, by its delights not just delicious, but oh so nutritious.
“Aaaah….”
Naturally one to look at the bright side about all those browns down in her diaper, the sun is so touched by the toddler’s sweet release, so glad that Celia’s been such a good girl about eating the fruits and veggies they’ve kindly offered in all their kinds and colors.
