Legate Wilson Wilsonius leading the Pineapplean Legion against the Bananian army lead by Banman Bananious, truly one of the fights of all tiem.
Wilson has been around for so long that one of his jobs at one point was leading a division of the Roman army.
1000% True story btw, don't question it or the Citrus Gods will smite you.
Yes, I know Pineapples don't have anything to do with Citrus, but after the event known as the "Tropical Smoothie-ing" the Citrus pantheon of Gods took over the divine portfolio relating to the domains of most topical fruits, regardless of their relation to the Citrus gene, meaning that they provide guidance and protection to both the Pineappleans and the Bananians, placing them in a very awkward spot as two civilizations that worship them were at war with each other, or at least that was the case in the beginning since the Bananians have switched their allegiance to the Berry pantheon of Gods now.
So yeah, my bodyguard/accountant Wilson had quite the eventful life before current year tbh, very hardcore.
