Attending a costume party can be fun, and I decided to wear the outfit of my favorite F-Zero racer, the legendary Captain Falcon! I was certain that I'd win the costume contest with my expensive, authentic getup! But fate had other plans for me, as avian talons burst through my gloves and a beak pushed from my face, cracking my helmet!
My gloves were all but destroyed as my talons grew larger. A second set of talons burst through my pricey boots and two large wings and a tail burst through my jumpsuit, obstructing the logo on the back. Finally, my new falcon head increased in size, nearly splitting my helmet in two!
As the changes subsided, I stood up, embarrassed, surrounded by the shredded remains of my once-great costume! I covered my nethers with my broken helmet and wondered if somehow I'd still manage to win the contest - like this???