Pheagle couldn't believe the bargain he'd found for an old worn-out carnival "dunk tank" being sold locally. He'd always loved surprising his friends with unexpected attractions he'd sourced at local meets he'd been hosting, and this weekend's would certainly be no exception!
"How Many people can say that they own their own dunk tank? This is gonna be awesome!" Pheagle thought proudly to himself, as he finished assembling it, and watched as it began to fill up with water after he secured the hose. As guests began to arrive, he quickly prepared a basket of baseballs and got into position in the boot to greet them. And, to his credit, his local friends approached with looks of awe and surprise when they saw him waiting out from in his newest attraction.
The first lucky participant to approach Pheagle's booth picked up a baseball and threw a perfect bullseye, plunging Pheagle right into the water with a loud splash! "Ha-ha! Got 'em!" they crowed victoriously, but they weren't expecting what happened next...
Pheagle's chest barreled out, causing two of his shirt buttons to fly off, while his fingers fused into hooves and his arms widened, ripping his sleeves. Meanwhile, his hips burst right through his shirts, two large hooves ripped the sandals off his feet, and a long tail snaked its way through a convenient opening in his now destroyed trunks! "Huhh-Haawww?!?" Pheagle half-brayed, as he stared in shock at his quickly-changing body, while his face stretched out into a muzzle and his ears lengthened and moved atop his head, disrupting his sunglasses!
Perhaps Pheagle should have exercised a little caution before purchasing the used dunk tank, as the sign's worn-out "U" was actually an "O" and it was really a "DONK TANK." The seller looked kinda goofy too...large buck teeth, stiff fingers and odd-shaped ears, but Pheagle was too excited about surprising his friends to take notice! Well, haaww, guess it's a bit too late to back out now...does anyone else care to volunteer for the dunkdonk tank?
