i remember a joke like this from a kiddieish book series where a pirate tries to get a group of 'dibbuns' to swear an oath.
had 2 parts first part was much like this.. in reverse. "We no swear eet not noice"r
then we get to the oath.. the oriinal is rather bloody but the kids 'repeat after me' version is silly "E liver be gripped when thee loights be out and saying candyring to pennysome"
i remember a joke like this from a kiddieish book series where a pirate tries to get a group of 'dib